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My only consistent name is "Anxious Norman" for my single male glowlight tetra. He has five wives and always looks worried for some reason . . . :lol:
I searched it out! Sounds like Norman is a glowlight tetra. That's OK, vertebrates score way better in the poles.

Norman: Make aquariums great again.
 
with....with....other fish??? I think wild caught can, but idk about domesticated ones.
Yep, but I wouldn't recommend it though, I've done it before and the main problem is feeding, either the betta got to much food which isn't good or the betta doesn't get enough food. I keep my betta alone now, it's better this way :D
 
Niblet would love a pond SNAIL, or 20.
The Assassins and Niblet and I did such a good job getting rid of the "pest" snails it's rare to find one. I used to have a 2.5g snail bubbler bucket, those were the days.View attachment 115905
Niblet is so gorgeous . . . and looks so innocent . . .

Of course, murderers look just like everyone else, don't they? That's how they manage to walk among us . . .
 
I searched it out! Sounds like Norman is a glowlight tetra. That's OK, vertebrates score way better in the poles.

Norman: Make aquariums great again.
This is another Norman

Norman the Glowlight has retreated from public life following the unexplained deaths of three of his five wives. Nine neon tetras were in a line-up for the culprit, but unfortunately a reliable identification could not be made. DSI Bob (Detective Snail Inspector) and his sidekick Constable Terry are still looking into this heinous crime.

Re: Norman the Shrimp - being British, he takes a monarchical name, often based upon a previous ruler (eg King George VI was actually called Albert, but apparently king Albert didn't have the right "tone" to it.) Norman the Shrimp was christened Gary, but it didn't sound noble enough. There is a steadfastness and reliability about the name "Norman" which inspires confidence among those who wear their skellingtons on the outside, apparently . . .
 
If anyone managed to get a picture of Norman on his recent campaign tour, zip-lining down a wire with flag in one hand and a kipper in the other, wearing a covid mask and a crash helmet I for one would love to see it.

He was shouting (IIRC) "This deal is oven-ready" and "Herd immunity - that's the way to go."
 

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