Tell me something funny

[Rocky998]

Something funny?

My mom just walked in and was wondering why I'm still awake and how in the universe I'm still high on energy... Well mom, you just let me have 2 cups of hot chocolate and several cookies, some with chocolate and some just pyre sugar basically, so I have NO IDEA WHY.
And to be fair, I had it soooo I mean it's not all her fault... But she encouraged me to have a 2nd one like: "It's fine, this time you can, don't worry."

Oh also I had chocolate covered expresso beans before all that if that makes a difference... She said take 2 or 3 and I thought she meant two or three AT A TIME... Guess not

 

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[JuiceBox52]

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It do be feeling that way

 

[Rocky998]

 

[Rocky998]

 

[emeraldking]

 

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[WhistlingBadger]

Here's a joke I heard yesterday.
What do a bike and a cat have in common?
They both have handlebars. Except the cat.

 

[Fishmanic]

Here's a joke I heard yesterday.
What do a bike and a cat have in common?
They both have handlebars. Except the cat.

I beg to differ with you. Some cats have handlebar moustaches

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[WhistlingBadger]

I beg to differ with you. Some cats have handlebar moustaches

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That bottom cat is so obviously thinking, "As soon as I'm free of this ridiculous get-up, I'm going to kill you all."

 

[JuiceBox52]

My gosh @Fishmanic you’re getting aggressive in your signature there

 

[WhistlingBadger]

My gosh @Fishmanic you’re getting aggressive in your signature there

@Fishmanic How about IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR TOTY, HITLER WILL RISE FROM THE DEAD AND EAT YOUR FISH!

 

[JuiceBox52]

@Fishmanic How about IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR TOTY, HITLER WILL RISE FROM THE DEAD AND EAT YOUR FISH!

More like he will delegate his minions to eat your fish for him

 

[davros]

Voting now boss!: