Tell me something funny

[Rocky998]

I was messing around with my brother and said I to my phone mic (while it wasn't on):
"Explain your life situation at the moment"

He legit said one word:
"Disappointment"

 

[Rocky998]

@JuiceBox52 @betta4ever!

He was saying it in a dark humor way! Not like that! Sorry I wasn't trying to depress this funny thread!

 

[JuiceBox52]

@JuiceBox52 @betta4ever!

He was saying it in a dark humor way! Not like that! Sorry I wasn't trying to depress this funny thread!

I mean I asked my mom if she had any good jokes and she said “well I hade you” so that’s funny

 

[Rocky998]

I mean I asked my mom if she had any good jokes and she said “well I hade you” so that’s funny

Pain... Oof
That's just....
I'm just thinking about you asking your mom and then her just casually shrugging her shoulders and going: "Eh... Well I had you sooo..."

 

[Rocky998]

My mom is probably the only sane person in our family....
My mom always says that I made her a mom and my brother is teaching her how to be one
My dad has ADHD, then I got ADHD and autism, then my brother just opened the treasure chest of all the mental possibilities

 

[JuiceBox52]

Pain... Oof
That's just....
I'm just thinking about you asking your mom and then her just casually shrugging her shoulders and going: "Eh... Well I had you sooo..."

Exactly how it happened lol

 

[Rocky998]

Exactly how it happened lol

Then her and my mom have the same brain cells

 

[Herpin Man]

The other day, I was walking down the street, when this slightly chubby lady rides past me on her bike.
I yelled “Cow!”
She turned around and gave me the bird.
Then she ran into the cow.

 

[NearMeBettas]

Im an adult, I have a phone, and I still do this

Don't have a phone but have a laptop and tablet. I do that lol. With school glue, not super glue lol...

 

[betta4ever!]

Don't have a phone but have a laptop and tablet. I do that lol. With school glue, not super glue lol...

Nooooo try superglue!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JuiceBox52]

Nooooo try superglue!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was literally just doing this with acrylic varnish waste of expensive product but still

 

[betta4ever!]

Was literally just doing this with acrylic varnish waste of expensive product but still

no comment

 

[JuiceBox52]

no comment

That’s almost worse than a comment

 

[WhistlingBadger]

A couple of shrimp were at the bar next to me, eating a bowl of fries.

I went to ask if I could have one, but the bartender stopped me.

“Don’t bother,” he said. “They won’t share. They’re two shellfish.”

That's terrible. Even by my standards. Go to your room.

 

[Deleted member 149562]

Grandad and his grandson Billy are searching in the for fishing worms to use as bait. They are coming across many different insects but nothing suitable to use for bait until little Billy proudly holds up a long dangling insect.

Little Billy exclaims "I found some bait grandad".

Grandad responds "sorry Billy we can't use that. It is not an earthworm."

Little Billy replies "well what planet does it come from Grandad."