Got an update! I contacted my county about the water containing nitrites, they came out and sampled the line and said it was either 0.269mg/L of Nitrite, or 0.0269mg/L. I looked up the conversion to ppm and its simple, its either 0.269 ppm or 0.0269ppm. So how am I getting 5+ out of my tap?? I began to wonder if it was the little screw on piece at the end of the faucet, so I took it off and ran the water at full flow for a few seconds, then sampled the water. No Nitrites. I put the screw on piece back on, sample that, boom, 5ppm+ Nitrites!
Glad to have found the source, and glad to know that no one drinks from it either.