Hi,
I'm back now we all agree that the earth is a ball, we need to look at the universe and where we belong in it.
Originally the theory was that the universe was a drainpipe, there was a Dude at one end hitting planets into the universe and eventually they all fell out the bottom. The stars were the scuff marks where he didn't hit one straight. Some Astro physicist somewhere came up with the theory. He was part of a collective called the Universal collective ( They all hang out at Universities, and have letters after their names so they can be identified by other members of the collective), anyhow the theory had to go up for a "peer review" this is where everyone in the collective reads the theory then changes bits, so it fits their own theories. The Humantirians said that will never do as the people will want to know where the end of the pipe is. The lawyers said "No" as how will we ever know how long to make a case last. etc. etc.
Anyhow the collective had a party, the chemists brought along some Helium balloons, everyone was having a wonderful time. What about this drainpipe theory it will never stick? So, one member looked up after several glasses, noticed the helium balloons floating around the chandelier, and said " By golly gosh of got it". we will make up a new theory, we will have the planets going around the sun. Well, the engineers didn't like that how do explain why the people can't feel they are going around a corner. Now we are going to have to explain the Grand Canyon said the geologists (that was always explained as where the bat hit the planet on the launch day). Anyhow they got together with the Arts department and linguistics and designed a few stories around floods etc. We will call this new theory " The Solar system", we are just floating around in the middle of nowhere forever, but it's much better than being in a drainpipe. Everyone got onboard in the Universal Collective, they went out and published books about it, and the whole of society is really happy.
I'm back now we all agree that the earth is a ball, we need to look at the universe and where we belong in it.
Originally the theory was that the universe was a drainpipe, there was a Dude at one end hitting planets into the universe and eventually they all fell out the bottom. The stars were the scuff marks where he didn't hit one straight. Some Astro physicist somewhere came up with the theory. He was part of a collective called the Universal collective ( They all hang out at Universities, and have letters after their names so they can be identified by other members of the collective), anyhow the theory had to go up for a "peer review" this is where everyone in the collective reads the theory then changes bits, so it fits their own theories. The Humantirians said that will never do as the people will want to know where the end of the pipe is. The lawyers said "No" as how will we ever know how long to make a case last. etc. etc.
Anyhow the collective had a party, the chemists brought along some Helium balloons, everyone was having a wonderful time. What about this drainpipe theory it will never stick? So, one member looked up after several glasses, noticed the helium balloons floating around the chandelier, and said " By golly gosh of got it". we will make up a new theory, we will have the planets going around the sun. Well, the engineers didn't like that how do explain why the people can't feel they are going around a corner. Now we are going to have to explain the Grand Canyon said the geologists (that was always explained as where the bat hit the planet on the launch day). Anyhow they got together with the Arts department and linguistics and designed a few stories around floods etc. We will call this new theory " The Solar system", we are just floating around in the middle of nowhere forever, but it's much better than being in a drainpipe. Everyone got onboard in the Universal Collective, they went out and published books about it, and the whole of society is really happy.
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