"Rules For Cats"

[Inchworm]

Here's a link to a page I posted early in 2004. Since we have so many new members, who have probably never seen it, I thought I'd post it again.

http/www.ahajokes.com/ani009.html

Does your cat follow these "Rules"?

 

[Annastasia]

I love it.

Thanks for posting that again Inchworm, I remember when you posted it the first time and I was looking for the link a few months ago.

My Cats do follow most of those rules. This one cracks me up, but it's so true!

Coffee is known to be rejuvenating for both cats and humans. Whenever a human sets a cup of coffee on the floor within your reach, s/he is showing you great respect and worship. Softly blow the divine liquid until cool (you may even put your paw in it to make sure the temperature is just right) and then daintily drink it.

 

[Angel Lady]

I remember this in a way this is true.

 

[Naughtygirlrlw]

Loved it!!

 

[WILDER]

Great.

 

[SRC]

2. Food

In order to get the energy to sleep, play, and hamper, a cat must eat. Eating, however, is only half the fun. The other half is getting the food. Cats have two ways to obtain food: convincing a human you are starving to death and must be fed now; and hunting for it oneself. The following are some guidelines for getting fed.

My cats follow this rule to the maximum T. I don't care if I JUST fed them , if they see me walk near that bowl..they start meowing like I haven't fed them in weeks (and half the time there is still food IN the bowl).

 

[FishEnthusiast]

2. Food

In order to get the energy to sleep, play, and hamper, a cat must eat. Eating, however, is only half the fun. The other half is getting the food. Cats have two ways to obtain food: convincing a human you are starving to death and must be fed now; and hunting for it oneself. The following are some guidelines for getting fed.

My cats follow this rule to the maximum T. I don't care if I JUST fed them , if they see me walk near that bowl..they start meowing like I haven't fed them in weeks (and half the time there is still food IN the bowl).

Mine are like this too. They have a tendancy to try to trip me up in their hurry to get to the food dish on the off chance I might feed them. If I look like I am going to go in the kitchen they run as fast as they can and skid to a stop in front of the food dish. If it is full, they look at me like "come on, there might be food here, but I am pretty sure it is more than 5 minutes old, I need new stuff".