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Just for the heck of it,
In case you are bored and having an existential crisis, have forgotten your purpose, or...just need some eye candy...
May I present...the ever elusive and rarely seen except in the comfort of her own habitat and whilst crept up upon...
The belly of the ever Illustrious Bisquit-Boots Monster-Mew. Gaze uppn her juciness at the risk of causatuon of psychosis to your mentation.
You are not to be faulted for your weakness.

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Should ever you need further reckoning regards your purpose, I hold at my disposal rare photos of the daughter of this Goddess, the ever Virginal Nougat-Mittens Monster-Mew, those photos of which will knock you back into reality of your purpose faster than you can think upon licking your chops.

Worship of the Virginal Belly of the Most Holy Nougat absolves all but "your kind" of every sin.

Should any outside of "your kind" bury their face amongst the most generous fur of the Merciful Nougat Belly, offererd freely--unlike the Mother Goddess Bisquit who must be appeased with various delights... catnip, perfectly portioned morsels of flesh, creamed ice on the back, and only the back, of a silver spoon...etc...---should any other, innocent be or not, approach the Virgin Belly with humility and contrition, they will be absolved.

But to speak of "yourkind," one must desire absolution. Do not worry, the Goddess Bisquit-Boots is easy, gaze upon her image and be reassured.
Feast your chops on the Mighty Belly of the Goddess Biscuit, and know, beyond THIS delectation, lies complete resolution for your kind.

Mrrreeeoooweew
 
The belly of the ever Illustrious Bisquit-Boots Monster-Mew. Gaze uppn her juciness at the risk of causatuon of psychosis to your mentation.
all I see in that statement is biscuits and monster stew.

Worship of the Virginal Belly of the Most Holy Nougat absolves all but "your kind" of every sin.
I love that :)

Thanks for that, haven't had a good LOL in a long time, most appreciated. :)
 
That’s sad, cats are awesome. :(

(I have 2)
Yes they are. I love them. We have 3
why do you keep cats if your allergic to them?
They are Siberians, which is a hypoallergenic breed, and my family wasn't allergic to our first two, but my aunt gave us a male (she breeds and raises them) and my family is most allergic to him. We thought about trying to rehome them, but our two females have health issues and are older and we figured we would just enjoy them while we had them, and not get any more when they die, and then our male, Albus, is coming with me when I move out, which is the only reason my mom hasn't found a new home for him yet. I am the only one who is not allergic, so when I move out I am going to have cats:lol:
 
A little off topic by now, was meaning to ask this a few weeks ago but sort of forgot... Is anyone here interested in doll collecting? Or just collecting in general. Right now my main focus on collecting is dolls. Usually modern lines like Monster High and Lalaloopsy, but I also collect porcelain dolls and traditional Japanese dolls.
 

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