I am a real noob. I want something cheap incase i don't enjoy it! Something easy to work and get used to all the tech mumbojumbo
That being the case, I would recommend you checking out the older, but always superb, Nikon D50.
It's considered to be an entry level DSLR and is robust enough to take a lot of punishment and is fully of automatic controls so that you can pick and choose what you want, without having the hassle of having to sort it all out manually (although, that is an option too!).
The best thing is, you can pick them up for peanuts now adays on eBay, along with lenses and others bits for under £200.
They hold their value as well, so if you didn't get on with the whole DSLR thing you could always resell and get your money back.
Alys