My girlfriend said to me on Tuesday that she thought about doing this on Monday night, seems it was a bad case of PMT.
I was horrified, I believe the look on my face said it all and she said "I only thought of it, I didn't actually bleach them"
Needless to say I wasn't ammused and said if she did then the 72 pairs of shoes and boots (that was at the last count) and 36 handbags along with all the make-up and GHD thingys would be burnt in the front garden for all the neighbours to see.
Wasn't quite so funny when I said that.