Mouse jumps into fryer

[Salty&Onion]

Mouse- 'JOOHNN CEENNAA!'

 

[Fishmanic]

I bet he won't do that again! I hear they taste like fried chicken nuggets . Nobody will ever know.

 

[Salty&Onion]

I hear they taste like fried chicken nuggets

I know about a rat at KFC that became a chicken nugget
I guess they do taste like chicken nuggets

 

[Fishmanic]

Poor little mouse......May he rest in grease!

 

[DwarfCichlidLvr]

Poor little guy.

 

[JuiceBox52]

Poor little mouse......May he rest in grease!

Wow...

 

[Fishmanic]

They told the customer who got it in his order that "there was no extra charge........it was on the mouse!"

 

[Quin]

A while ago my mom went into the kitchen and screamed her eyes out. We went in to see and found that some time during the night a mouse had fallen into our sink and landed on a huge cutting knife and bled to death. Needless to say we made my dad take it out and scrubbed the sink down thoroughly. Poor little mouse though, pretty sure another one got trapped a few days later (with no knives)

 

[Fishmanic]

When Mickey found out Mini had an affair with Goofy, he jumped "out of the pot and into the fryer" to commit suicide...life without Mini was just too much for him to handle!

 

[JuiceBox52]

A while ago my mom went into the kitchen and screamed her eyes out. We went in to see and found that some time during the night a mouse had fallen into our sink and landed on a huge cutting knife and bled to death. Needless to say we made my dad take it out and scrubbed the sink down thoroughly. Poor little mouse though, pretty sure another one got trapped a few days later (with no knives)

Oh my gosh

 

[Salty&Onion]

When Mickey found out Mini had an affair with Goofy, he jumped "out of the pot and into the fryer" to commit suicide...life without Mini was just too much for him to handle!

That was.... grim.. But I can't stop laughing!

 

[JuiceBox52]

That was.... grim.. But I can't stop laughing!

Same

 

[Salty&Onion]

Same

Fishmanic has the best jokes I've ever heard off! He's a great guy!

 

[PheonixKingZ]

I was laughing so hard.

My mom once screamed so loud through the house, I thought she was getting robbed or something. I was just a little mouse that was in one of our pots. I was like, “What do you want me to do with it?” She said (more like yelled) “Get that thing out of my house right now!”

I was like, ok. I so I just let it go in the forest.

 

[PheonixKingZ]

Fishmanic has the best jokes I've ever heard off! He's a great guy!

Well I don’t know, our not so little Wolverine friend @Colin_T has some pretty good knee slappers.