Most Terrifying Shop Experience

Hey, in this day and age, werewolves and vampires have to be careful about what we eat. Poor Dracula caught HIV after he drank a wino (drunk) he found in the park. And my dad who is also a werewolf, ate a raw cat and got worms and fleas from it. So most of us these days wear gloves when prepping our food and always cook them.

I use stainless steel cutlery. I don't care for silver, it hurts too much.
Hmm...civilized werewolf I see...
 
We saw a mouse crawling across the floor at the shop once. It wasn't moving fast and I went over to step on it. It turned out to be a dead mouse and the body was full of maggots. The maggots were moving around inside the body and making the body move across the floor.
That's absolutely disgusting! Just.. ewww....
 

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