You don't remember anything dodgy about Pompeii?? Pfft, obviously your tour didn't go by the brothel . The wheel ruts in the stone road outside were particularly deep in front of it, so you know it got plenty of business. There were lovely paintings on the walls so you could just point to what you wanted
Ancient Rome was an extremely efficient, very modern culture. What a selection of goods and services! It's a shame that volcano had to come along and ruin everything!