1. I was once reported missing to the police by my parents - even though I was where I said I would be
2. I was once arrested for assault - because I pushed my brother over and he clashed heads with a policeman
3. I was once taken to hospital with a factured cheekbone after I rode my bike into a parked car during a blizzard.
1) when i was a little kid accidentally called the fire brigade out, playing cops and robbers with my sister
2) I once used a B&Q display toilet as a real toilet
3) I used to be scared of xmas trees i would dress up and guard my room with green army men awaiting for an assault
1) My son's football team played a friendly in France during 2012
2) My family and I had 3 holidays in France during 2012
3) My daughter's orchestra played a concert in France during 2012.