Last One To Post Here Wins

[TallTree01]

I'm winning cos I just chucked scissors in boiling water. I wonder how to get them out... 

 

[eaglesaquarium]

Stop being such a baby.  Just reach in and pull them out.  You're Australian!
 
 
 
Who needs a potholder, or a tow truck for that matter?!

 

[TallTree01]

I figured now I'm sterilizing my scissors I should do the whole shabang. My pot is filled with various toothbrushes, spatulas, cutlery, pliers, screwdrivers and a horseshoe.

 

[eaglesaquarium]

A horseshoe? I won't ask why...  (And please don't share.)

 

[Colonel Dibble]

I figured now I'm sterilizing my scissors I should do the whole shabang. My pot is filled with various toothbrushes, spatulas, cutlery, pliers, screwdrivers and a horseshoe.

 
I am winning because I have almost set up my 180 L tank.

 

[TallTree01]

A horseshoe? I won't ask why...  (And please don't share.)

 
I keep it on my person at all times. I spit on it every time I think I need some luck. It's so covered in Slobber it really needs a wash. I tried sticking it in the dishwasher one time but it fell out and broke my plates.
 
 
 

 

I figured now I'm sterilizing my scissors I should do the whole shabang. My pot is filled with various toothbrushes, spatulas, cutlery, pliers, screwdrivers and a horseshoe.

 
I am winning because I have almost set up my 180 L tank.
 

 
The 'almost' says it all.

 

[eaglesaquarium]

 

A horseshoe? I won't ask why...  (And please don't share.)

 
I keep it on my person at all times. I spit on it every time I think I need some luck. It's so covered in Slobber it really needs a wash. I tried sticking it in the dishwasher one time but it fell out and broke my plates.
 

 
I thought I asked you not to share...

 

[TallTree01]

 

 


A horseshoe? I won't ask why...  (And please don't share.)

 
I keep it on my person at all times. I spit on it every time I think I need some luck. It's so covered in Slobber it really needs a wash. I tried sticking it in the dishwasher one time but it fell out and broke my plates.
 

 
I thought I asked you not to share...
 


 
It was bracketed. ( I ignore all words in brackets including these ones )

 

[comocrayfish5]

TT one day when i visit Australia i will know when i see you because you will be the one person carrying a wet horseshoe....
 
....though by then, you will probably have upgraded to the whole horse....
 
 

 

[eaglesaquarium]

 

[TallTree01]

 
He's from Tasmania. You can tell by the depressed look on his face.

 

[eaglesaquarium]

The man or the horse?

 

[TallTree01]

The man.
The horse is a New Zealander.

 

[eaglesaquarium]

I'm afraid to ask, but will out of morbid curiosity...
 
You can tell the horse is a New Zealander, how?

 

[TallTree01]

ALL NEW ZEALANDERS ARE EITHER HORSES OR SHEEP.
 
 
OR KIWI FRUITS.