OH GODS I'M BEING HAUNTED BY CENTIPEDES!
I've just checked out the new posts on a goth forum I frequent, and what do I see?? Someone has posted that they found a CENTIPEDE IN THEIR PANTS and
it bit her on her lower back.
Not content with posting this, she ADDED A MONSTROUS PICTURE.
Worse that the one on this thread.
Much worse. It wasn't just a house centipede, it was a
proper centipede. Shiny orangey red armoured body ad all those skittering legs and.. AAAAAARRRRGGGGH!!!!!
She's said " what if it crawls on me in the night? " NO! NONONONONO! SHHHH! >.<
I said:
"
What if it traverses you face and skitters into your ears??? Get earplugs
asap. And goggles. and ...actually get one of those bike masks cyclists use to keep the dust out , plus earplugs, and a swimming cap so it doesn't nest in your hair, and googles to stop them walking on your eyes. And zip yourself into a bag......"
I won't sleep properly tonight...I might stuff cotton wool in my ears just in case....