RandomWiktor
Rabid Betta Activist
Ok, so a while ago, I was on this very amusing, very odd website called "animals have problems too." Basically, you send in suggestions of a species and some bizzare and unlikely problem it may have, and the author will mix/match and come up with a usually amusing, always weird picture for it. A while ago, I suggsted a betta. I forget which problem I suggested, not the one given, but I'm sure this one is much funnier. The page's author spelled betta wrong (maybe he thinks the current fish are "beta" testers for some futuristic fish with rainbow colors that can live out of the water and kill house robbers with a single flare?), but the picture and quote crack me up. And, since I suggested it, I now have my name on the page. Aw, I'm such a loser for being excited about this. 
Bettas have problems, too!
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Bettas have problems, too!
Oh, if this is spam, I'm sorry. Please do shoot me in the kneecap and delete