How to send off & dispose junk mail...

[William]

Find suitable addressed envelope and contents.

 

[William]

Place the contents in the envelope (the more the better, but not too much).

 

[William]

Add custom FX (note: this is not compulsary). Here is my patented speed tape for the envelope.

 

[William]

Add more custom effects and be sure if the envelope is crammed to add extra tape - we would hate it to not reach the destination

 

[Cat]

William you should become an artist (that little man is unique).

I'm sure they will love it

 

[sunflower]

Reminds me of a time I sent out a reference request for someone and they used the enclosed pre paid envelope to send me "A Guide to Poo" lol

Obviously didnt rate their ex employee!

 

[Cheese Specialist]

Nice one. I might take a leaf out of the William school of junk mail handling.

 

[Guppylover]

lol

Funny & Cute!

I should try that sometime...hmmm

 

[William]

I'm glad my artistic talents are appreciated If anyone mails any more be sure to add pictures of your contributions to this thread

 

[cometcattle]

That's great.

 

[jacblades]

i was excited when the mail came!

heres what i put in a capital one envelope.
2 political ads
a random piece of cardboard
some expired coupons
some leaves
and old envelope
an ad/booklet for a tv station

wheeeee!

 

[William]

Good deed done for the day, helping to keep those postal workers employed. Definitely needed some doodles on the envelope though.

 

[jacblades]

hmmm...maybe i can glue acorns to it...pretty festive..eh?

 

[William]

So long as you don't get attacked by squirrels on the way to the postbox, vicious little things. Sounds like a good plan though (provided squirrels consent to the worthy cause).

 

[Sorrell]

Ok, here's mine

The contents:
Instructions for a pregnancy test
An Always Overnight pad
A 2 of diamonds playing card
A paper describing CDs set to come out in 2004
A finding nemo fruit snack wrapper
Burger King small french fry wrapper
A #1 address number
A advertisement for Huggies diapers