How Can You Make This Hobby Sexier!

[cheesy feet]

Think semantics. "I work in a fish store" will get folks calling you fish dude, and isn't real impressive.

"I manage the daily operations of a corporation that supplies ornamental tropical fish" sounds better by far, and has a few key words that will get the ladies attention.

Tolak, what do you say when they reply "What, a fish shop like petsmart?" Lol

Oh geez PetSmart? You don't stop there, you continue with you corporation being multi-national, with nearly a thousand satellite operation,with publicly traded stock since 1993. We have an analyst meeting planned for October, in Arizona, that I may be attending. Ever been to Arizona babe?

I might be 47, but I can still come up with a good line for picking up chicks, and my wife knows it. Do some research & prepare before you go out hitting on women if you work at PetSmart; http/phx.corporate-ir.net/phoenix.zhtml?...p;p=irol-irhome

Lol, tolak.Your crazy

 

[angelmouse]

keep it sexy by doing your next water change in a thong.

Like that idea very much, it could work, could you give us a demonstration

i could talk fish for hours but people arent intrested so i come on here, they admire your tanks and as soon as you start talking about it they need to go and get another drink
definately keep fish out of the chat up line
Angel

 

[showjyr]

I've never met a girl who didn't think my tank(s) were atleast "pretty" and fun to watch. For those of you joking about the thong.....i woke up one morning and went downstairs to find my ex topping off my tank in....you guessed it, nothin but a thong. Went back to bed for a bit longer ....shouldn't have let that one get away


Don't mention the tank, let her wait til you get her back at your place

 

[Zanziba]

Try these for starters:


I'm not saying I'm rich but my pets have a heated pool !

I used to have an angel at home, but she was nothing compared to you !

So, you like the soldier type eh? You should come home to mine, I've got a Tank in my lounge !

You ever dreamed of diving in a coral reef, seeing the amazing colours up close? Well, I can make those dreams come true and you don't even need to get measured for a wet suit !

You wanna come back to mine for Fish n Chips? You buy the chips, I'll take care of the rest, promise...

 

[Zeoth]

Try these for starters:


I'm not saying I'm rich but my pets have a heated pool !

I used to have an angel at home, but she was nothing compared to you !

So, you like the soldier type eh? You should come home to mine, I've got a Tank in my lounge !

You ever dreamed of diving in a coral reef, seeing the amazing colours up close? Well, I can make those dreams come true and you don't even need to get measured for a wet suit !

You wanna come back to mine for Fish n Chips? You buy the chips, I'll take care of the rest, promise...

Nice one Zanziba!

 

[kribensis12]

I've never met a girl who didn't think my tank(s) were atleast "pretty" and fun to watch. For those of you joking about the thong.....i woke up one morning and went downstairs to find my ex topping off my tank in....you guessed it, nothin but a thong. Went back to bed for a bit longer ....shouldn't have let that one get away


Don't mention the tank, let her wait til you get her back at your place

Lol, i wouldnt have let that one get away!

 

[PoPoV]

You guys are all three steps behind! LoL, Skip all the crap and just go for broke. Tell them your a doctor!

 

[caboose_122]

Try these for starters:


I'm not saying I'm rich but my pets have a heated pool !

I used to have an angel at home, but she was nothing compared to you !

So, you like the soldier type eh? You should come home to mine, I've got a Tank in my lounge !

You ever dreamed of diving in a coral reef, seeing the amazing colours up close? Well, I can make those dreams come true and you don't even need to get measured for a wet suit !

You wanna come back to mine for Fish n Chips? You buy the chips, I'll take care of the rest, promise...

lol good ones

 

[Bozza]

Im lucky me and my gf are fish lovers so it all works out good

 

[timmystood]

Try these for starters:


I'm not saying I'm rich but my pets have a heated pool !

I used to have an angel at home, but she was nothing compared to you !

So, you like the soldier type eh? You should come home to mine, I've got a Tank in my lounge !

You ever dreamed of diving in a coral reef, seeing the amazing colours up close? Well, I can make those dreams come true and you don't even need to get measured for a wet suit !

You wanna come back to mine for Fish n Chips? You buy the chips, I'll take care of the rest, promise...

! Excellent!!

 

[Arfie]

You're in Lincs, I didn't think you needed to pull, or are all your cousins already taken?

Take a look through Rogues Gallery, look at all the gorgeous ladies on here that keep fish, they do exist wait until one comes into your shop and thrill her with your knowledge of puffers, offer to call around and help with her maintenance

Failing that buying Bacardi Breezers/WKD/VK in copious quantities for your target, can work wonders

Arfie

 

[Ristof]

I was lucky

I got the girl - she saw I had a 2ft tank
Her next vist was with a 3ft tank in the back of her car that she had at home she wasn't using

Now she is letting me (when I get the money) get a 6ft tank to go in our sunroon / dinning room.

Oh and that girl is going to be my wife in a few weeks

 

[gilaesther]

I was lucky

I got the girl - she saw I had a 2ft tank
Her next vist was with a 3ft tank in the back of her car that she had at home she wasn't using

Now she is letting me (when I get the money) get a 6ft tank to go in our sunroon / dinning room.

Oh and that girl is going to be my wife in a few weeks

Congrats!!!

 

[timmystood]

You're in Lincs, I didn't think you needed to pull, or are all your cousins already taken?

Geez, never heard that before!

 

[mark.w.jones]

My girlfriend constantly takes the p**s out of me fore being on here and is not the least bit interested in my tank or hobby. The only way she'd take a blind bit of interest in it would be if I emptied, it filled it with warm melted chocolate and gave her a marsh mallow on a skewer.