Alien Anna
Fish Gatherer
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Today I was in my LFS when I overheard a conversation between a shop assistant and a daft, bimbo customer who should have had a licence to keep fish.
She bought 6 guppies, and then after the assistant had bagged them up, she told him she had a real problem with nitrates in her tank and that her fish kept dying! (we think she said nitrAtes, but from the way she was talking, it could easily have been nitrItes). Then she demanded "some of those chemicals to take out the nitrate".
The assistant told her they didn't have any, and anyway, it was probably far better to do regular water changes. He also ofered to test her water before she did anything drastic that might make the problem worse.
For some reason, this drove her crazy and she was really off-hand with him, and the other assistant. She marched up to the counter and demanded to know their refund policy if her fish died. The other assistant explained they they required a receipt and a sample of the tank water. The customer seemed to think this was totally unreasonable (after all, they'd "refused" to sell her Nitrasorb which could, she believed, save the lives of her new fish).
With that, having paid for her new fish, she marched out the shop. I think we all had to restrain ourselves for running out and confiscating those poor doomed guppies!
She bought 6 guppies, and then after the assistant had bagged them up, she told him she had a real problem with nitrates in her tank and that her fish kept dying! (we think she said nitrAtes, but from the way she was talking, it could easily have been nitrItes). Then she demanded "some of those chemicals to take out the nitrate".
The assistant told her they didn't have any, and anyway, it was probably far better to do regular water changes. He also ofered to test her water before she did anything drastic that might make the problem worse.
For some reason, this drove her crazy and she was really off-hand with him, and the other assistant. She marched up to the counter and demanded to know their refund policy if her fish died. The other assistant explained they they required a receipt and a sample of the tank water. The customer seemed to think this was totally unreasonable (after all, they'd "refused" to sell her Nitrasorb which could, she believed, save the lives of her new fish).
With that, having paid for her new fish, she marched out the shop. I think we all had to restrain ourselves for running out and confiscating those poor doomed guppies!