Funny newspaper article

[FishHobby99]

This is from a newspaper article today about the
Powerball Lottery that should reach half a billion.
Found it really funny since we recently discussed vending machines & sharks in here.

 

[GaryE]

Assuming that Poseidon doesn't take the form of a shark, and hide in a vending machine with Zeus because they're both really mad at you.

 

[Fishmanic]

how does one get attacked by a vending machine?

 

[Sgooosh]

how does one get attacked by a vending machine?

they attack it first and the vending machine retaliates

 

[FishHobby99]

how does one get attacked by a vending machine?

I know! I will have to google that. It was a serious piece from the esteemed Washington Post. My guess is people get their hands stuck inside when stealing food or money . I can’t imagine what else.

 

[Fishmanic]

or maybe they pull on the knobs/levers too hard and the vending machine falls on them

I think I saw the movie:
Attack of the 20 Foot Vending Machine!

 

[Fishmanic]

Death By Vending Machine / Warning: Large heavy appliances can be hazardous to your health

College student's parents sue Coca-Cola, vending-machine manufacturer, and school,...

www.sfgate.com

 

[FishHobby99]

they fall on people rocking & shaking them

 

[FishHobby99]

oops, meant to insert 2 different clips, both said same thing

 

[FishHobby99]

or maybe they pull on the knobs/levers too hard and the vending machine falls on them

I think I saw the movie:
Attack of the 20 Foot V ending Machine!

I saw that too! Worse than Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

 

[Fishmanic]

 

[FishHobby99]

Both hands! Homer could have bled to death if no one found him

 

[Fishmanic]

Man loses wrestling match with a vending machine.
Man gets pinned.

 

[FishHobby99]

OMG! Fishmanic. You always find the best stuff!