Fishy Jokes

[allan45121]

Two parrots standing on a perch... one turns to the other and says " something smells fishy around here"
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There's going to be another big flood so God speaks down to Noah and says "Noah i want you to build me another ark, but this time i want it to be twenty-five levels high" so, off Noah Noah goes and builds a 25 Level ark. On completion Noah shouts up to God "Thats me done God... do you want me to start getting two of every animal now???" God replies "No Noah this time i want you to fill it with fish... more specifically Carp..." Noah obviously puzzled asks "why god?" ... God Laughs and says " Because i've always wanted a 'Multi-story-carp-ark!!!!'

 

[geo7x]

erm, very good

 

[vis]

a Fish swims into a wall and says "dam"

 

[sparky_555]

a Fish swims into a wall and says "dam"

lol, took me a couple of seconds to tweak on the joke

 

[insanityseeker]

i dont get the first one...

 

[furryrabbit]

i dont get the first one...

me neither , get all the other ones though

 

[geo7x]

lol, took me a while too, but the first one is because a perch is also a type of fish.

 

[Nauplii]

lol those jokes are good ...

Although Alan, im a bit disturbed by your Avatar.. Could ya possibly change it to somethin nicer

 

[Chri$]

Although Alan, im a bit disturbed by your Avatar.. Could ya possibly change it to somethin nicer

lol - thats a different style of Avatar choice

And the jokes are good - but it took me a while also to work out the first one

 

[Dorkhedeos]

oooh, the perch that you fish for. i thought i had something to do with parrot fish

 

[Neal]

lol those jokes are good ...

Although Alan, im a bit disturbed by your Avatar.. Could ya possibly change it to somethin nicer

Also, Sparky i'm disturbed by your avatar. Could you possibly change it to something worth the webspace?

Neal

 

[Arfie]

Well if it's bad (and old) jokes you want:

Two fish in a tank, one says "I'll drive, you man the guns"

Arfie

 

[Gazoo]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!