Miss Wiggle
Practically perfect in every way
Non-technical question: what are "bacon butties"? They must be good because they involve both bacon and butts. Bringing these two things together must lead to some form of joyous hysteria
it's a great game you can play with builders, you know when they're bent over working there's always a fair amount of butt cleavage going on and you score points for how much bacon you can get into said cleavage before they notice
or maybe that's just me and Ian, I think buttie is also a word for sandwich