Favorite quotes or sayings

[Colin_T]

Unknown source but someone once said that it MUST be remembered the the word Dog is God spelled backwards...

I used to say that all the time and if you see a dog walking backwards, are you looking at God?

 

[itiwhetu]

I gave my wife who loves tractors a Tee shirt that said

" Will swap husband for a John Deere"

She got so many comments, that eventually she stopped wearing it.

 

[jaylach]

I used to say that all the time and if you see a dog walking backwards, are you looking at God?

All depends on if you are looking to be in deep poop!

 

[Deleted member 149562]

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” ― Mark Twain

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.” ― Woodrow Wilson

“Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That’s the problem.” ― A. A. Milne

“Animals don’t hate, and we’re supposed to be better than them.” ― Elvis Presley

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.” ― George Carlin

 

[Deleted member 149562]

“Having respect for animals makes us better humans.” – Jane Goodall

“Until one has loved an animal, a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.” – Anatole France

“The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.” – Mahatma Gandhi

“I am not eccentric. It's just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of catfish.” ― Edith Sitwell

 

[jaylach]

Without love for oneself it is impossible to love another.
That one is my own...

 

[robmcd]

"Ask god to move a mountain,
Be ready to wake up next to a shovel". - Mayo Zambada

 

[Rocky998]

"Ask god to move a mountain,
Be ready to wake up next to a shovel". - Mayo Zambada

So basically he went: "No u"

 

[robmcd]

So basically he went: "No u"

In other words, nothing is going to get done unless you do it yourself

 

[Rocky998]

In other words, nothing is going to get done unless you do it yourself

I know... I just thought it was funny because in that quote he basically is like: "No you do it"

 

[Colin_T]

at least he provided the shovel

 

[Rocky998]

at least he provided the shovel

Maybe he will provide strength as well?

 

[Rocky998]

Maybe he will provide strength as well?

And endurance.

 

[Ridgerunner]

My hubby was a plumber. He had two favorite sayings:
Shite won’t run uphill.
Plumbers never put their fingers in their mouths.

 

[jaylach]

Before I retired and had a computer business one of my favorites lines was the term "PICNIC" which stands for Problem In Chair Not In Computer.