Crazy Stories Thread

[Crispii]

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith got married? 'Course not... that's a trick question. He never got married. Ya know you hear about those runaway brides right? Well, Keith was a runaway groom. And on his wedding day... It all started when...

 

[Rocky998]

I was working in a steel plant, when a soon to be fired guy threw a small portable gas tank into a garbage can. It being the seventies, soon after another fool tossed his cigarette butt in.
It was quite the explosion. No one was hurt, but the oil drum garbage can funneled everything straight up. Garbage rained down like snow as we all lay on our backs, either knocked down by the concussion or ducking behind machinery. My friend Mike was hit by a half chewed bologna sandwich.

Interestingly, that sandwich haunted Crispii's school a few years ago, until the second exorcism.

that story is scary but funny

 

[I Like Rare Fish]

A few months ago we got evacuated from the Library of Congress because there was a bomb/terrorist threat.

 

[Crispii]

One time, the army bombed my buddy Keith. He went camping and didn't bother to read the signs, and I guess they were just testing bombs that day. All sorts of stuff too, not just regular bombs. Like biological nerve gas bombs, shrapnel bombs, these bombs that break up in the air into like a hundred smaller bombs--

 

[WhistlingBadger]

One time, the army bombed my buddy Keith. He went camping and didn't bother to read the signs, and I guess they were just testing bombs that day. All sorts of stuff too, not just regular bombs. Like biological nerve gas bombs, shrapnel bombs, these bombs that break up in the air into like a hundred smaller bombs--

Well, at least it was nothing serious.

 

[GaryE]

One time, the army bombed my buddy Keith. He went camping and didn't bother to read the signs, and I guess they were just testing bombs that day. All sorts of stuff too, not just regular bombs. Like biological nerve gas bombs, shrapnel bombs, these bombs that break up in the air into like a hundred smaller bombs--

I'm sure he was saved by lungfish riding unicorns. They do that, you know. Often, since armies regularly drop bombs beside campgrounds to try to diminish the number of ants. Lungfish always wander around with clear umbrellas made of body slime.

 

[Rocky998]

One time, the army bombed my buddy Keith. He went camping and didn't bother to read the signs, and I guess they were just testing bombs that day. All sorts of stuff too, not just regular bombs. Like biological nerve gas bombs, shrapnel bombs, these bombs that break up in the air into like a hundred smaller bombs--

Thats insane!

 

[Fishmanic]

@Crispii
Your buddy keith seems to be an unlucky and accident prone dude.
first he gets badly run over by a lawn mower
second he jumps into a lake off a bridge and is attacked by owls
then he gets bombed by the Army

this guy is lucky to be alive

 

[Rocky998]

@Crispii
Your buddy keith seems to be an unlucky and accident prone dude.
first he gets badly run over by a lawn mower
second he umps into a lake off a bridge and is attacked by owls
now he bombed by the Army

this guy is lucky to be alive

Thst should make a show called "Unlucky Keith"... I wonder what will happen next? Lightning? Aliens? Sea monsters?

 

[Crispii]

I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry a turkey? Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns--

 

[Rocky998]

I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry a turkey? Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns--

Is it ok to like... I don't know... Laugh? I mean I wouldnt want to go on a plane withthis guy, even a car ride sounds dangerous with him... And evacuate the house if he's cooking

 

[Fishmanic]

I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry a turkey? Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns--

this almost sounds like you're making this up...is this true? If it is, is Keith still alive.

 

[Rocky998]

this almost sounds like you're making this up...is this true? If it is, is Keith still alive.

I thought the same thing... But then again, Keith could be just a very accident prone guy

 

[Crispii]

Is it ok to like... I don't know... Laugh? I mean I wouldnt want to go on a plane withthis guy, even a car ride sounds dangerous with him... And evacuate the house if he's cooking

sure

 

[Crispii]

this almost sounds like you're making this up...is this true? If it is, is Keith still alive.