Chuck Norris

[chrisbassist]

I have no idea, but it was chuck Norris 15 years ago, it's still chuck Norris now apparently.

 

[the biffster]

http/www.woosk.com/2008/11/chuck-norris-eye-drops.html

i use the same eye drops as him

 

[Ben M]

What is this obsession with Chuck Norris? I'm dying to know. The link, however, was priceless.

but why chuck norris?

i know. it should be me obviously.

 

[kribensis12]

Because Chuck Norris is the pinnacle of all things manly. That is why.

Chuck Norris wouldn't die from a drought, because Chuck Norris drinks pain.

 

[ian]

word up Krib!

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

 

[Paradise3]

Found this..... I think it's funny and it made most of my family laugh.

Alessa x.

 

[lljdma06]

This is an old thread, but I found this picture on a website. Here Chuck Norris' toilet paper...






Only Chuck Norris

 

[ian]

hahaahaaha!

You can't beat the old Chuck Norris thread...

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.



great bump llj!

ps, can i ask why you are looking for creative toilet paper? Andrex not good enough?

 

[james_fish]

YAY, the old Chuck Norris thread
I remember when you started this

James.

 

[lljdma06]

YAY, the old Chuck Norris thread
I remember when you started this

James.

Chuck Norris threads NEVER, NEVER die...

Along the lines of sanitation... What Chuck Norris uses to clean his back when he takes a bath...

 

[james_fish]

"Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. "

James.

 

[Socks]

Chuck Norris is a T-ranger


Haha,goooood.

 

[JoshuaA]

Chuck norris can split the atom with his bare hands.

 

[elisew]

When Chuck Norris does press-ups he doesn`t lift himself up, he pushes the earth down

 

[james_fish]

When Chuck Norris does press-ups he doesn`t lift himself up, he pushes the earth down

This is wierd! One of my mates said the exact same quote today during Business Studies. And we've never even spoke about Chuch Norris before!

James.