Chuck Norris

[ian]

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

 

[ZoddyZod]

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard....there is only another fist.

 

[walkers101]

Carlsburg don't do holidays but chuck norris does

 

[PDSimon]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

 

[Ben M]

there is no theory of evolution. just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

 

[jacko32]

chuck norris never gets his butt kicked unless hes fighting bruce lee

 

[ian]

http/www.nochucknorris.com/

 

[james_fish]

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

This wasn't inspired by my new avatar by any chance

 

[ian]

it sure was James!

 

[james_fish]

 

[kribensis12]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, as the word "hunting" involves the possibility of failing. Chuck Norris goes Killing.

Chuck Norris doesn't obey gravity, gravity obeys him.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

The TV Survivor was originally based on putting a group of people on an island with Chuck Norris. The idea was scrapped. No one survived, and no one is brave enough to go back and retrieve the footage.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are the names of his right and left leg.

 

[ZoddyZod]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

hahaha, that's one of my favourites.

 

[lljdma06]

What is this obsession with Chuck Norris? I'm dying to know. The link, however, was priceless.

 

[Oscar Betta]

Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you have 5 dollars. Chuck Norris has more.

 

[loraxchick]

What is this obsession with Chuck Norris? I'm dying to know. The link, however, was priceless.

i absolUTELY dont get it either. but some of them are funny. but why chick norris? thats the real question. someone clue me in.
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