A verbose hello

If only these questions came up in the pub quiz

Oh well, see, that's just a statement about the type of pub you frequent. You generally know you're in the wrong sort of pub for these types of quizzes if there's a stage equipped with a non-fishing pole in the center and features people of negotiable affection engaging in calisthenics that would make a sportsmaster blush. The right sort of pub has Rock Lobster on the jukebox and cute placards on the wall that say things like "What did the romantic aquarist want? A good looking gill-friend" and other cheesy things found on the walls of pubs.
 

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