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  1. ClownLurch

    2024 NFL Discussion

    Read yesterday that yesterday was the first time in history that the Lions have been mathematical favourites to win the SB! Unfortunately the game is played on grass* and not on a carpet of pocket calculators**. *shows age. ** shows age again. Cmon the Lions.
  2. ClownLurch

    Heterandria formosa

    I noticed a tiny one when doing a water change at the weekend. I think there’s about 15-18 in the tank. With grey sand they can sometimes be difficult to spot but it’s good to see them still breeding in a community tank. They bred like mad in their species tank until the water company did some...
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    Aquariums in movies and tv shows

    In the film About A Boy right at the very very start the character played by Hugh Grant is a selfish loner living in a Batchelor pad to die for. Which includes a huge aquarium and is first seen feeding its solitary Betta. I knew immediately what the closing scene would involve…..yes you’ve...
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    Aquariums in movies and tv shows

    Awwwh Maan I loved Homicice. It was weird seeing some of its scenes been reused in The Wire by the same writers/producers.
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    2024 NFL Discussion

    When the NFL was first shown over here in Channel 4s start up days in the early 80s (we only had 3 channels prior) most had to pick their team rapidly. Super Bowl highlight snatches had often been shown in 70s on sat afternoon sports tv shows as filler if an event was cancelled, cameras broke...
  6. ClownLurch

    Recognizing Fishless and Aquarium Cycling

    A vote for silent cycling here. It’s so easy even an idiot like me managed it*. * forgot to take photo of plants when I’d put em all in at the very start. :rolleyes::oops:
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    I'm getting a ram! Any advice?

    White sand sort of reflects light. I’m no Ram expert but do they live in white sand areas irl?
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    White. Cloud minnows

    They need more space and more friends.
  9. ClownLurch

    It's my birthday...

    Happy birthday Stan. Best wishes from all the glass box occupants in our house and thanks for the advice that has made their lives better.
  10. ClownLurch

    2024 NFL Discussion

    Cmon the Lions. Roar roar roar.
  11. ClownLurch

    2024 MLB season

    How are the Tigers doing? I bet I can guess…..
  12. ClownLurch

    Exciting Times - Planning new tanks & new fish .... YAY

    You’ll be back on here asking about a fish you’ve never heard of that you’ve snapped up today. We all know it!
  13. ClownLurch

    Sixty Gallon Journal

    Your tank prices over there are bargains compared to ours even at full price. A 2 year old Ferrari costs the same as as a 60G tank over here. Then there’s the lid at the cost of a low mileage Series 3 BMW Convertible that’s still under warranty…….inc a full tank of petrol and fancy...
  14. ClownLurch

    New Nano Tank setup

    Come back Davit. Maaaan I love his little relaxed tanks.
  15. ClownLurch

    What are you doing today?

    A bit late but we went to Wimbledon for the tennis yesterday. A combined 60yrs of applying by MrsLurch and myself finally paid off. 2x&70 tkts got us back row seats for the whole day on Court 1 (the second best court) in row ZC. Front row is row A it works back to row Z….then ZA, ZB and ZC. £70...
  16. ClownLurch

    What are you doing today?

    “Ingerland Ingerland Ingerland” wahey!
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    What kind of fish should I get?

    Could you not remove a few big rocks and replace with a plastic rock formation type thing with caves and holes which would increase the water volume?
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    What are you doing today?

    Awwwwh that’s me that is. The Bourne series especially. They’re on all the time over here and as soon as I see it on the guide I’m watching it even though it’s always half way through. Thing is they’re all the same. I love the bits where Bourne casually drops into the phone conversations...
  19. ClownLurch

    What are you doing today?

    Just after 6PM today there was a massive rain storm then an equally mad hail stone storm around here. Then when it was over a beautiful double rainbow appeared. Only the second I’ve seen. Gorgeous it was.
  20. ClownLurch

    New fishkeeper

    Welcome. Danios are far too active to be kept with timid fish. My Medaka’s were certainly freaked out by the ones I inherited from a mate. My waters liquid rock as well. If it’s good looking hard water fish you want then Maidenheads do some lovely long finned WCMMs and long finned Cherry Barbs...
  21. ClownLurch

    Rookie question

    My QT tank will be emptied during the week. Should’ve been done a couple of weeks back.I’ll not be buying any fish until I see how many WCMMs come in from the garden in early October. If I need to use it quickly from empty I just swap out one of my two shotgun style sponge and bead bubble...
  22. ClownLurch

    What is a tropical aquarium?

    WCMMs especially have wild temp swings during the year if what I’ve read about them is true. Mine are in two little garden ponds atm hopefully increasing their number though not by too many I hope.
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    hello from Italy

    Welcome. The experts on here are very good and their advice is worth following. I’m not one of them though. Lucca eh? We passed through there and Pisa on the way to a wedding in a place called Bagni Di Lucca a few years ago. BDL was far too small for the week we’d booked though. Should’ve stayed...
  24. ClownLurch

    What are you doing today?

    Hope the bike was ok;)
  25. ClownLurch

    New fishkeeper

    Welcome. Danios are far too active to be kept with timid fish. My Medaka’s were certainly freaked out by the ones I inherited from a mate. My waters liquid rock as well. If it’s good looking hard water fish you want then Maidenheads do some lovely long finned WCMMs and long finned Cherry Barbs...
  26. ClownLurch

    What are you doing today?

    Probably.
  27. ClownLurch

    What are you doing today?

    A mate of mine now in his early 60s used to go to the track day at Silverstone with a few of our bike owning mates where members of the public are allowed to go round at intervals on their own bikes, his was a 750cc. He was in early 50s at the time. Thought he had a bend all figured out but...
  28. ClownLurch

    What are you doing today?

    Spain are undoubtedly the best team. France and England are strong enough to make the semis without getting out of third gear…..problem is it may be because a third gear is all they’ve got.
  29. ClownLurch

    What are you doing today?

    Oh it applies to me as well.
  30. ClownLurch

    What are you doing today?

    Against my better judgement I’ve been watching the England football team. “We” are now in the semi-final of the European championship to play Turkey or Netherlands. I have to remind myself it’s pro sport and not entertainment but they’re hard work to watch.
  31. ClownLurch

    Byron Hoskins RIP

    Awwwwwh I’ve just noticed this. I’ve not been on here these last few months so didn’t know things were so far on. RIP Byron. His help, kindness and knowledge has made the lives of countless fish keepers and their fish easier and a lot more pleasant. When I returned to fishkeeping for the...
  32. ClownLurch

    What’s a fish you wish existed?

    A 25mm hard water and low temp loving red n white striped fish that the retailers weren’t keeping the females from the market. Or a 25mm hard water and low temp loving fish that came in a monobloc colouring of red or white or black. It’s a football thing.
  33. ClownLurch

    Today's a new day.

    Awwwh maaaan I think we all know about that last sentence
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    Mrs Lurch has a Betta now…..

    ….it’s replacing the last of her “endler world takeover”* fiasco of the last 3yrs or so. He’s a handsome devil that’s for sure. He’s got wide leafed live plants for lounging on, RO water, a mix of live, frozen and a mix of crushed flake food soaked before adding to tank. Does he need all or any...
  35. ClownLurch

    Brand new tank and all kit - Nitrates present!

    Ignore the fish shop. Listen to this places wise heads. They’ve helped increase the life quality of hundreds of thousands of fish worldwide. Not all super hero’s wear capes. I always come down on the side of a planted cycle. Unless of course you can get your filter seeded by someone?
  36. ClownLurch

    Byron Update

    Awwwwh. Terrible news. Not just for him and his loved ones but for fish keepers the world over. His help, patience, knowledge and advice over the years has made the fish keeping life easier for us all. Our fish as well come to think of it.
  37. ClownLurch

    if you could change the size of any fish, what fish's size would you change and how big would you make it?

    Clown Loaches down to 30-35mm max. An inch and a quarter to those over the pond.
  38. ClownLurch

    2023-2024 NFL Discussion

    Aaaaaaaaaah. Cmon the Lions. Currently level I believe.
  39. ClownLurch

    2023-2024 NFL Discussion

    Observing from across the pond I have to say I’m surprised that the army don’t win this game every time. Surely they’ve a much much larger pool of players to choose from?
  40. ClownLurch

    Hullo, sorry for vanishing again, I just needed a break. Missed many of you though <3

    Don’t forget to take care of yourself.
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