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Find suitable addressed envelope and contents.
 

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Place the contents in the envelope (the more the better, but not too much).
 

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Add custom FX (note: this is not compulsary). Here is my patented speed tape for the envelope.
 

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Add more custom effects and be sure if the envelope is crammed to add extra tape - we would hate it to not reach the destination :D
 

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William you should become an artist (that little man is unique). :thumbs:

I'm sure they will love it :p
 
:D

Reminds me of a time I sent out a reference request for someone and they used the enclosed pre paid envelope to send me "A Guide to Poo" lol

Obviously didnt rate their ex employee!
 
I'm glad my artistic talents are appreciated :D :) If anyone mails any more be sure to add pictures of your contributions to this thread :thumbs:
 
i was excited when the mail came!

heres what i put in a capital one envelope.
2 political ads
a random piece of cardboard
some expired coupons
some leaves
and old envelope
an ad/booklet for a tv station

wheeeee! :D

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Good deed done for the day, helping to keep those postal workers employed. Definitely needed some doodles on the envelope though.
 
So long as you don't get attacked by squirrels on the way to the postbox, vicious little things. Sounds like a good plan though (provided squirrels consent to the worthy cause).
 
Ok, here's mine

The contents:
Instructions for a pregnancy test
An Always Overnight pad
A 2 of diamonds playing card
A paper describing CDs set to come out in 2004
A finding nemo fruit snack wrapper
Burger King small french fry wrapper
A #1 address number
A advertisement for Huggies diapers

:whistle:
 

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