Wow...That’s One Bad Storm!

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Before he died, what famous last words did one Montana redneck say to the other redneck?--,
"Hold my beer and watch this!"

YES ! We hear that and call the funeral home right now.
But you know what? Here in Montana we speak clearly and enunciate correctly. And the two things in Texas are steers and another word that rhymes with that but ,again, this is a family forum and I can't say that.

 

[FishGuest5123]

YES ! We hear that and call the funeral home right now.
But you know what? Here in Montana we speak clearly and enunciate correctly. And the two things in Texas are steers and another word that rhymes with that but ,again, this is a family forum and I can't say that.

My Momma said if you think it, you say it. Not on this forum!

 

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Sorry Momma. But on a different note. I had two Dallas Cowboys tickets on the front seat of my car and some jerk smashed my window and left four more.

 

[FishGuest5123]

Sorry Momma. But on a different note. I had two Dallas Cowboys tickets on the front seat of my car and some jerk smashed my window and left four more.

I’m in Houston area so have to root for the Texans although they are losers. Did I say that? But ask me about my Astros!!!

 

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Did Astro have puppies ?!?!? I thought Astro was a male. Does George know about this? Elroy must be tickled pink.

 

[Fishmanic]

We have the Patriots, Red Sox, Bruins, and Celtics here. We earned the name “City of Champions”.

 

[seangee]

We have the Patriots, Red Sox, Bruins, and Celtics here.

Are those fish or animal species

 

[Fishmanic]

They’re Pirhanas

 

[FishGuest5123]

Did Astro have puppies ?!?!? I thought Astro was a male. Does George know about this? Elroy must be tickled pink.

They were named during the big space age boom. NASA and all of the Astronauts were living here then. Before that, they were the Colt 45’s. I don’t think a uniform with a gun on it would go over very big these days.

 

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You totally missed The Jetson's reference.

 

[FishGuest5123]

You totally missed The Jetson's reference.

No, I got it. That’s why I explained how they got the name. Jane told me to do it.

 

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We have the Patriots, Red Sox, Bruins, and Celtics here. We earned the name “City of Champions”.

Oh brother. He's from "Baaston".

 

[FishGuest5123]

Our Astros and Rockets keep us on the radar. Wish it was the old days when we had the Houston Oilers. JJ Watt tries to keep The Texans going but he can only do so much.

 

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Really not much of a sports fan. It's one group of millionaires playing another bunch and whoever loses is still a millionaire. It's as fixed as politics too.

 

[Mongo75]

This is hilarious

We went from thunder storms to the English language and dialects, to sports teams, to the Jetsons

I'm soooooo confused, lol