Bruce Leyland-Jones
Fish Aficionado
I had my eye on Vain Vapidity!Flatulent Garrulity would be a great name for a band.
I had my eye on Vain Vapidity!Flatulent Garrulity would be a great name for a band.
That’s my husband‘s name and I’m suing you guys for copyright infringement .Flatulent Garrulity would be a great name for a band.
Did you make that up? Pretty impressiveConcerning this topic, I have just one suggestion and will not repeat it so listen up:
In promulgating your esoteric cogitations
or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable philosophical and psychological observations,beware of platitudinous ponderosities.
Let your conversational communications
possess a clarified conciseness,
a coalescent consistency and a concatenated cogency.
Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity,
jejune babblement and asinine affections.
Let your extemporaneous descantings and
unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and
veracious vivacity without rodomontade orthrasonical bombast.
Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity,
setatious vacuity,
ventriloqual verbosity or
vain vapidity,
obscurant or apparent.
Shun double entendre,
purient jocosity and
pestiferous profanity.
In other words, keep your post clear and concise and refrain from using big words or profanity. Say what you mean and mean what you say.
So this book came into today’s mail. Randomly found this at the end.Have you done time, Bro? Say what you mean and mean what you say is prison lingo, as is the rest of this very funny post.
I think keep it as it is personally, the two people pointed out in the OP post provide some of the most insightful content on the forum and I am quite partial to a long post myself.
Suprise
Wills
Dang, I didn't mean for the spoiler function to just blur the writing. How do I make the blue box thingy that hides the paragraphs of waffling, @Wills ?
I'm very proud of me!Well done
No need to be sorry! It wasn't anything urgent, not like a fish emergency or anything, and I'd forgotten about it too until yesterdayThanks @Essjay sorry I kept meaning to put a guide like that together and was literally about to do it tonight lol. @AdoraBelle Dearheart sorry for not getting back to you glad Essjay helped though