Whats the quote of the day?

[TwoTankAmin]

Confucius says about tobacco: Many man smoke but few man chew.

 

[Ellie11]

You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.

Bob Dylan, our Nobel Laureate, said that

 

[Fishmanic]

"He who hesitates is lost"
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[Rocky998]

"If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it possibly be?"

 

[otterblue]

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to stop, it's about learning to dance in the rain."

 

[Rocky998]

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to stop, it's about learning to dance in the rain."

I like this one...

 

[connorlindeman]

Don't go stupid places, with stupid people, at stupid times, and do stupid things.

 

[Deleted member 149562]

“Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.” —Dennis Miller

 

[TwoTankAmin]

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
W. C. Fields

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
W. C. Fields

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W. C. Fields

 

[davros]

"My hovercraft is full of Eels" (as translated from the Hungarian)

 

[Back in the fold]

Confucius say : Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

 

[TwoTankAmin]

A Tom Swifty is a type of word play in which there is a punning relationship between an adverb and the statement it refers to.

"I'm no good at playing darts," Tom said aimlessly.
"I'll have the lamb," Tom said sheepishly.
"How do I get to the cemetery?" Tom asked gravely.
"I'll have a bowl of Chinese soup," Tom said wantonly.

 

[Deleted member 149562]

“It's weird that apples bruise-like humans. I'm glad they don't scream when you bite into them.” — Phil Lester

“It's okay to be absurd, ridiculous, and downright irrational at times; silliness is sweet syrup that helps us swallow the bitter pills of life.” — Richelle E. Goodrich

 

[Fishmanic]

Our quote today:
“I attribute my whole success in life to a rigid observance of the fundamental rule - never have yourself tattooed with any woman's name, not even her initials.” P.G. Wodehouse

 

[Marc Pozz]

If there’s grass on the wicket it’s time for cricket