Valentine's Day Poll

Which moderator(s) would you like to have VD dinner with?

  • Annastasia

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • backtotropical

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • BigC

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • bignose

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • dthoffsett

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • black angel

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Inchworm

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Lateral Line

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • lljdma06

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Ludwig Venter

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • OldMan47

    Votes: 8 21.1%
  • rdd1952

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Skifletch

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • steelhealr

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • wuvmybetta

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • Total voters
    38
American football is a primitive "sport" Ianho.
It amounts to two teams of men who each try to move a ball down a field in a series of what are called downs. The most that they are allowed is 4 downs but strategically that is often considered 3 downs by the coaches in the game. At the end of 4 downs, 4 attempts to move the ball at least 10 yards, the other team takes over the ball wherever it is at the time. Since it is often possible to score by kicking the ball or to place the other team at a disadvantage by kicking the ball to them and then stopping them short of gaining ground, the first 3 downs are the real attempt in most cases at moving the ball. It is a rare circumstance where the 4th attempt really makes sense from a strategic point of view. Only the time spent actually trying to move the ball counts as time played so the clock is often stopped between plays. A 60 minute game often lasts well over 2 hours for this very simple reason. There are various forbidden plays and movements that can result in penalties to the team who causes the infraction but detailing them would be a waste of time and effort here. There are also some sophisticated ways of using the clock itself to a team's advantage but until you understand the basics the finesse will be meaningless. Scoring is done in 4 ways. Moving the ball the length of the field to an opponent's end zone gets you 6 points. Kicking the ball through the opponent's goal posts in what is called a field goal scores 3 points. Kicking the same ball the same way right after scoring the 6 point "touchdown" scores an extra point. Finally, stopping your opponent in their own end of the field before they can get the ball out of their own end scores a "safety" which is 2 points. A typical game is composed of 6 point touchdowns with 1 point points after the touchdown. When a team is frustrated trying to move the ball down the field, they will sometimes be close enough to the other end to score a 3 point field goal. A safety, worth 2 points, is quite rare in the game since it means that the strategy of the team who is scored against is comparable to that of a beginning team with no experience in the game. Everything else that you see commented on by the game announcers is little more than trying to fill the silence that would otherwise exist for much of the total game time.
 
American football is a primitive "sport" Ianho.
It amounts to two teams of men who each try to move a ball down a field in a series of what are called downs. The most that they are allowed is 4 downs but strategically that is often considered 3 downs by the coaches in the game. At the end of 4 downs, 4 attempts to move the ball at least 10 yards, the other team takes over the ball wherever it is at the time. Since it is often possible to score by kicking the ball or to place the other team at a disadvantage by kicking the ball to them and then stopping them short of gaining ground, the first 3 downs are the real attempt in most cases at moving the ball. It is a rare circumstance where the 4th attempt really makes sense from a strategic point of view. Only the time spent actually trying to move the ball counts as time played so the clock is often stopped between plays. A 60 minute game often lasts well over 2 hours for this very simple reason. There are various forbidden plays and movements that can result in penalties to the team who causes the infraction but detailing them would be a waste of time and effort here. There are also some sophisticated ways of using the clock itself to a team's advantage but until you understand the basics the finesse will be meaningless. Scoring is done in 4 ways. Moving the ball the length of the field to an opponent's end zone gets you 6 points. Kicking the ball through the opponent's goal posts in what is called a field goal scores 3 points. Kicking the same ball the same way right after scoring the 6 point "touchdown" scores an extra point. Finally, stopping your opponent in their own end of the field before they can get the ball out of their own end scores a "safety" which is 2 points. A typical game is composed of 6 point touchdowns with 1 point points after the touchdown. When a team is frustrated trying to move the ball down the field, they will sometimes be close enough to the other end to score a 3 point field goal. A safety, worth 2 points, is quite rare in the game since it means that the strategy of the team who is scored against is comparable to that of a beginning team with no experience in the game. Everything else that you see commented on by the game announcers is little more than trying to fill the silence that would otherwise exist for much of the total game time.

And now I can see why people think the game is complicated! :lol:

:lol:, OM!

-FHM
 
VD! *does little titter to ones self*

Ye_____s ... I must admit I almost spat out my drink when i read the first option. I think it'd take more than a little Protazin to sort that one out.
VD :blush: I just figured out what that means :blush:

I think I should not have picked who I did...:lol:

-FHM

:lol: :lol: :lol: There are other meanings for the abbreviation VD. One in particular is not so great. It puts a whole new spin on the first question.
 
VD! *does little titter to ones self*

Ye_____s ... I must admit I almost spat out my drink when i read the first option. I think it'd take more than a little Protazin to sort that one out.
VD :blush: I just figured out what that means :blush:

I think I should not have picked who I did...:lol:

-FHM

:lol: :lol: :lol: There are other meanings for the abbreviation VD. One in particular is not so great. It puts a whole new spin on the first question.
:lol: :lol:

:blush: None-the-less, I am not going to say who I picked for the first one! :blush: :lol: :lol:

-FHM
 
Which mods are female?
1. Annastasia
2. Inchworm
3. Steelhealr

Uh.....I missed this earlier. Either I've been insulted...or.......I need to go back to the gym. LOL. Who took THAT swipe at me??????

The hot female mods include:
wuvmybetta
lljdma
Annastasia
Inchworm

SH
 
Which mods are female?
1. Annastasia
2. Inchworm
3. Steelhealr

Uh.....I missed this earlier. Either I've been insulted...or.......I need to go back to the gym. LOL. Who took THAT swipe at me??????

The hot female mods include:
wuvmybetta
lljdma
Annastasia
Inchworm

SH
:lol:

The hot female... :lol: Now we need pictures! :lol: Okay, enough of me being weird! lol

-FHM
 
Which mods are female?
1. Annastasia
2. Inchworm
3. Steelhealr

Uh.....I missed this earlier. Either I've been insulted...or.......I need to go back to the gym. LOL. Who took THAT swipe at me??????

The hot female mods include:
wuvmybetta
lljdma
Annastasia
Inchworm

SH


SH!!.... now you've put your foot in it..... DThoffset and Black Angel are going to have you for VD dinner!!!
 
Which mods are female?
1. Annastasia
2. Inchworm
3. Steelhealr

Uh.....I missed this earlier. Either I've been insulted...or.......I need to go back to the gym. LOL. Who took THAT swipe at me??????

The hot female mods include:
wuvmybetta
lljdma
Annastasia
Inchworm

SH


SH!!.... now you've put your foot in it..... DThoffset and Black Angel are going to have you for VD dinner!!!


:lol: :lol:
 
Which mods are female?
1. Annastasia
2. Inchworm
3. Steelhealr

Uh.....I missed this earlier. Either I've been insulted...or.......I need to go back to the gym. LOL. Who took THAT swipe at me??????

The hot female mods include:
wuvmybetta
lljdma
Annastasia
Inchworm

SH


SH!!.... now you've put your foot in it..... DThoffset and Black Angel are going to have you for VD dinner!!!


:lol: :lol:

Truthfully though Lljdma.... My VD dinner (by choice) would be with you.... I am a sucker for classicals and I'm burning to hear an aria performed by you... From the Opera photos I have seen (to date)... I know I'll be impressed!... Why not load a video clip for all to see??
 
Which mods are female?
1. Annastasia
2. Inchworm
3. Steelhealr

Uh.....I missed this earlier. Either I've been insulted...or.......I need to go back to the gym. LOL. Who took THAT swipe at me?
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The hot female mods include:
wuvmybetta
lljdma
Annastasia
Inchworm

SH


SH!!.... now you've put your foot in it..... DThoffset and Black Angel are going to have you for VD dinner!!!

I'm crushed SH, I know I haven't been around lately but I didn't think that made me ugly.
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we were only suppossed to pick one??o well lolz :D

1. not gonna say cuz of whatever VD means lol
2. SH for saltwater and oldman for freshwater
3. lol i clicked everyone cuz i dont know who likes to eat fish or not
 

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