The Longest Betta Story

.make his bubblenest for him as poor old chuck..........had eaten a tin of baked beans and the bubbles were coming out of the wrong end which meant......that he would have to leave them there as he really did relish the thought of having to pick them up and move them to the water surface, suddenly...... a ton of females came swarming towards him as fast as they could move. the first thing that popped into his head was...one of his rear end bubbles that had been thrown from the bottom of the paddy field by the shear force of the current produced by these females, this swarm females were led by... a gorgeous female doubletail. as they all got closer he could hear them shouting at her questions like, "how did you get a tail like that?" and...
...she said, "Well I ate this tin of baked beans..."..."coz I loves beans I do!!, her was matilda, which was taken from...... the name of tins on the baked beans 'Matilda Beans', anyway................Chuck was totally and utterly smitten by matilda and knowing that she also back fired bubbles he knew he that she was the one but.....the other girls were sooooo jealous and decided......to hide her supply of beans for themselves to try to get double tails too and attract all the handsome halfmoon betta boys, but alas it didnt work....
 
.make his bubblenest for him as poor old chuck..........had eaten a tin of baked beans and the bubbles were coming out of the wrong end which meant......that he would have to leave them there as he really did relish the thought of having to pick them up and move them to the water surface, suddenly...... a ton of females came swarming towards him as fast as they could move. the first thing that popped into his head was...one of his rear end bubbles that had been thrown from the bottom of the paddy field by the shear force of the current produced by these females, this swarm females were led by... a gorgeous female doubletail. as they all got closer he could hear them shouting at her questions like, "how did you get a tail like that?" and...
...she said, "Well I ate this tin of baked beans..."..."coz I loves beans I do!!, her was matilda, which was taken from...... the name of tins on the baked beans 'Matilda Beans', anyway................Chuck was totally and utterly smitten by matilda and knowing that she also back fired bubbles he knew he that she was the one but.....the other girls were sooooo jealous and decided......to hide her supply of beans for themselves to try to get double tails too and attract all the handsome halfmoon betta boys, but alas it didnt work....It just made them all turn ORANGE!!, the girls were horrified that they all looked the same and Matilda was not only a beautiful fish but now was a unique colour,,,,sooooooo the girls started to plot and...............
 
.make his bubblenest for him as poor old chuck..........had eaten a tin of baked beans and the bubbles were coming out of the wrong end which meant......that he would have to leave them there as he really did relish the thought of having to pick them up and move them to the water surface, suddenly...... a ton of females came swarming towards him as fast as they could move. the first thing that popped into his head was...one of his rear end bubbles that had been thrown from the bottom of the paddy field by the shear force of the current produced by these females, this swarm females were led by... a gorgeous female doubletail. as they all got closer he could hear them shouting at her questions like, "how did you get a tail like that?" and...
...she said, "Well I ate this tin of baked beans..."..."coz I loves beans I do!!, her was matilda, which was taken from...... the name of tins on the baked beans 'Matilda Beans', anyway................Chuck was totally and utterly smitten by matilda and knowing that she also back fired bubbles he knew he that she was the one but.....the other girls were sooooo jealous and decided......to hide her supply of beans for themselves to try to get double tails too and attract all the handsome halfmoon betta boys, but alas it didnt work....It just made them all turn ORANGE!!, the girls were horrified that they all looked the same and Matilda was not only a beautiful fish but now was a unique colour,,,,sooooooo the girls started to plot and...............rid the competition of matilda, but many years ago matilda did a course in........
 
.make his bubblenest for him as poor old chuck..........had eaten a tin of baked beans and the bubbles were coming out of the wrong end which meant......that he would have to leave them there as he really did relish the thought of having to pick them up and move them to the water surface, suddenly...... a ton of females came swarming towards him as fast as they could move. the first thing that popped into his head was...one of his rear end bubbles that had been thrown from the bottom of the paddy field by the shear force of the current produced by these females, this swarm females were led by... a gorgeous female doubletail. as they all got closer he could hear them shouting at her questions like, "how did you get a tail like that?" and...
...she said, "Well I ate this tin of baked beans..."..."coz I loves beans I do!!, her was matilda, which was taken from...... the name of tins on the baked beans 'Matilda Beans', anyway................Chuck was totally and utterly smitten by matilda and knowing that she also back fired bubbles he knew he that she was the one but.....the other girls were sooooo jealous and decided......to hide her supply of beans for themselves to try to get double tails too and attract all the handsome halfmoon betta boys, but alas it didnt work....It just made them all turn ORANGE!!, the girls were horrified that they all looked the same and Matilda was not only a beautiful fish but now was a unique colour,,,,sooooooo the girls started to plot and...............rid the competition of matilda, but many years ago matilda did a course in........


juditsu......
 
.make his bubblenest for him as poor old chuck..........had eaten a tin of baked beans and the bubbles were coming out of the wrong end which meant......that he would have to leave them there as he really did relish the thought of having to pick them up and move them to the water surface, suddenly...... a ton of females came swarming towards him as fast as they could move. the first thing that popped into his head was...one of his rear end bubbles that had been thrown from the bottom of the paddy field by the shear force of the current produced by these females, this swarm females were led by... a gorgeous female doubletail. as they all got closer he could hear them shouting at her questions like, "how did you get a tail like that?" and...
...she said, "Well I ate this tin of baked beans..."..."coz I loves beans I do!!, her was matilda, which was taken from...... the name of tins on the baked beans 'Matilda Beans', anyway................Chuck was totally and utterly smitten by matilda and knowing that she also back fired bubbles he knew he that she was the one but.....the other girls were sooooo jealous and decided......to hide her supply of beans for themselves to try to get double tails too and attract all the handsome halfmoon betta boys, but alas it didnt work....It just made them all turn ORANGE!!, the girls were horrified that they all looked the same and Matilda was not only a beautiful fish but now was a unique colour,,,,sooooooo the girls started to plot and...............rid the competition of matilda, but many years ago matilda did a course in........


juditsu......

...and she was ready to take on the other girl's attacks. However, by now Chuck...
 
...and she was ready to take on the other girl's attacks. However, by now Chuck.....after seeing the girls advancing, had tried to keep in his 'bottom bubbles', and had swollen right up, leaving him looking like a big round ball......
 
Chuck, the doubletail betta, lives in a 10,000,000 acre paddy field and knowing that the rainy season was due he must find himself a female to spawn with very quickly, but he sadly has the biggest complex about being a doubletail as all he wanted to be was a stunning purple & pink feathertail so that all the lady bettas swooned over him and so he could have his own hareen of devoted females to make his bubblenest for him as poor old chuck had eaten a tin of baked beans and the bubbles were coming out of the wrong end which meant that he would have to leave them there as he really did relish the thought of having to pick them up and move them to the water surface. Suddenly, a ton of females came swarming towards him as fast as they could move. The first thing that popped into his head was one of his rear end bubbles that had been thrown from the bottom of the paddy field by the shear force of the current produced by these females. This swarm females was led by a gorgeous female doubletail. As they all got closer, he could hear them shouting questions at her like, "how did you get a tail like that?" and she said, "Well I ate this tin of baked beans, coz I loves beans I do!!", she was Matilda, which was taken from the name on the baked beans, 'Matilda Beans.' Chuck was totally and utterly smitten by Matilda and knowing that she also back fired bubbles he knew he that she was the one. But the other girls were sooooo jealous and decided to hide her supply of beans for themselves to try to get double tails too and attract all the handsome halfmoon betta boys. But alas it didnt work. It just made them all turn ORANGE!! The girls were horrified that they all looked the same and Matilda was not only a beautiful fish but now was a unique colour. So the girls started to plot to rid the competition of Matilda, but many years ago Matilda did a course in juditsu and she was ready to take on the other girl's attacks. However, Chuck, after seeing the girls advancing, had tried to keep in his 'bottom bubbles,' and had swollen right up, leaving him looking like a big round ball. All the girls started to giggle at him. As they giggled, they all started tooting! This made them giggle more. It didn't take long for all the bubbles to accumulate. Chuck decided to...
 
Chuck, the doubletail betta, lives in a 10,000,000 acre paddy field and knowing that the rainy season was due he must find himself a female to spawn with very quickly, but he sadly has the biggest complex about being a doubletail as all he wanted to be was a stunning purple & pink feathertail so that all the lady bettas swooned over him and so he could have his own hareen of devoted females to make his bubblenest for him as poor old chuck had eaten a tin of baked beans and the bubbles were coming out of the wrong end which meant that he would have to leave them there as he really did relish the thought of having to pick them up and move them to the water surface. Suddenly, a ton of females came swarming towards him as fast as they could move. The first thing that popped into his head was one of his rear end bubbles that had been thrown from the bottom of the paddy field by the shear force of the current produced by these females. This swarm females was led by a gorgeous female doubletail. As they all got closer, he could hear them shouting questions at her like, "how did you get a tail like that?" and she said, "Well I ate this tin of baked beans, coz I loves beans I do!!", she was Matilda, which was taken from the name on the baked beans, 'Matilda Beans.' Chuck was totally and utterly smitten by Matilda and knowing that she also back fired bubbles he knew he that she was the one. But the other girls were sooooo jealous and decided to hide her supply of beans for themselves to try to get double tails too and attract all the handsome halfmoon betta boys. But alas it didnt work. It just made them all turn ORANGE!! The girls were horrified that they all looked the same and Matilda was not only a beautiful fish but now was a unique colour. So the girls started to plot to rid the competition of Matilda, but many years ago Matilda did a course in juditsu and she was ready to take on the other girl's attacks. However, Chuck, after seeing the girls advancing, had tried to keep in his 'bottom bubbles,' and had swollen right up, leaving him looking like a big round ball. All the girls started to giggle at him. As they giggled, they all started tooting! This made them giggle more. It didn't take long for all the bubbles to accumulate. Chuck decided to make his move on Matilda whilst the view from the other females was obscured by the bubbles, but to his surprise Matilda was lying face down on the bottom of the paddy field with only her rear end sticking out, who could have done this to poor Matilda?. He made a dash over to the poor little "love of his life to be" but when he got closer he noticed
 
Chuck, the doubletail betta, lives in a 10,000,000 acre paddy field and knowing that the rainy season was due he must find himself a female to spawn with very quickly, but he sadly has the biggest complex about being a doubletail as all he wanted to be was a stunning purple & pink feathertail so that all the lady bettas swooned over him and so he could have his own hareen of devoted females to make his bubblenest for him as poor old chuck had eaten a tin of baked beans and the bubbles were coming out of the wrong end which meant that he would have to leave them there as he really did relish the thought of having to pick them up and move them to the water surface. Suddenly, a ton of females came swarming towards him as fast as they could move. The first thing that popped into his head was one of his rear end bubbles that had been thrown from the bottom of the paddy field by the shear force of the current produced by these females. This swarm females was led by a gorgeous female doubletail. As they all got closer, he could hear them shouting questions at her like, "how did you get a tail like that?" and she said, "Well I ate this tin of baked beans, coz I loves beans I do!!", she was Matilda, which was taken from the name on the baked beans, 'Matilda Beans.' Chuck was totally and utterly smitten by Matilda and knowing that she also back fired bubbles he knew he that she was the one. But the other girls were sooooo jealous and decided to hide her supply of beans for themselves to try to get double tails too and attract all the handsome halfmoon betta boys. But alas it didnt work. It just made them all turn ORANGE!! The girls were horrified that they all looked the same and Matilda was not only a beautiful fish but now was a unique colour. So the girls started to plot to rid the competition of Matilda, but many years ago Matilda did a course in juditsu and she was ready to take on the other girl's attacks. However, Chuck, after seeing the girls advancing, had tried to keep in his 'bottom bubbles,' and had swollen right up, leaving him looking like a big round ball. All the girls started to giggle at him. As they giggled, they all started tooting! This made them giggle more. It didn't take long for all the bubbles to accumulate. Chuck decided to make his move on Matilda whilst the view from the other females was obscured by the bubbles, but to his surprise Matilda was lying face down on the bottom of the paddy field with only her rear end sticking out, who could have done this to poor Matilda?. He made a dash over to the poor little "love of his life to be" but when he got closer he noticed

She had, what seemed to be, a bad case of Ich. But not only did she have what appeared to be Ich, she also...
 
Chuck, the doubletail betta, lives in a 10,000,000 acre paddy field and knowing that the rainy season was due he must find himself a female to spawn with very quickly, but he sadly has the biggest complex about being a doubletail as all he wanted to be was a stunning purple & pink feathertail so that all the lady bettas swooned over him and so he could have his own hareen of devoted females to make his bubblenest for him as poor old chuck had eaten a tin of baked beans and the bubbles were coming out of the wrong end which meant that he would have to leave them there as he really did relish the thought of having to pick them up and move them to the water surface. Suddenly, a ton of females came swarming towards him as fast as they could move. The first thing that popped into his head was one of his rear end bubbles that had been thrown from the bottom of the paddy field by the shear force of the current produced by these females. This swarm females was led by a gorgeous female doubletail. As they all got closer, he could hear them shouting questions at her like, "how did you get a tail like that?" and she said, "Well I ate this tin of baked beans, coz I loves beans I do!!", she was Matilda, which was taken from the name on the baked beans, 'Matilda Beans.' Chuck was totally and utterly smitten by Matilda and knowing that she also back fired bubbles he knew he that she was the one. But the other girls were sooooo jealous and decided to hide her supply of beans for themselves to try to get double tails too and attract all the handsome halfmoon betta boys. But alas it didnt work. It just made them all turn ORANGE!! The girls were horrified that they all looked the same and Matilda was not only a beautiful fish but now was a unique colour. So the girls started to plot to rid the competition of Matilda, but many years ago Matilda did a course in juditsu and she was ready to take on the other girl's attacks. However, Chuck, after seeing the girls advancing, had tried to keep in his 'bottom bubbles,' and had swollen right up, leaving him looking like a big round ball. All the girls started to giggle at him. As they giggled, they all started tooting! This made them giggle more. It didn't take long for all the bubbles to accumulate. Chuck decided to make his move on Matilda whilst the view from the other females was obscured by the bubbles, but to his surprise Matilda was lying face down on the bottom of the paddy field with only her rear end sticking out, who could have done this to poor Matilda?. He made a dash over to the poor little "love of his life to be" but when he got closer he noticed

She had, what seemed to be, a bad case of Ich. But not only did she have what appeared to be Ich, she also...appeared to have longer ventrils and her fins were a brighter colour, perhaps the chemicals in all those bubbles led to a kind of change Matilda almost looked like a plakat.....
 
Chuck, the doubletail betta, lives in a 10,000,000 acre paddy field and knowing that the rainy season was due he must find himself a female to spawn with very quickly, but he sadly has the biggest complex about being a doubletail as all he wanted to be was a stunning purple & pink feathertail so that all the lady bettas swooned over him and so he could have his own hareen of devoted females to make his bubblenest for him as poor old chuck had eaten a tin of baked beans and the bubbles were coming out of the wrong end which meant that he would have to leave them there as he really did relish the thought of having to pick them up and move them to the water surface. Suddenly, a ton of females came swarming towards him as fast as they could move. The first thing that popped into his head was one of his rear end bubbles that had been thrown from the bottom of the paddy field by the shear force of the current produced by these females. This swarm females was led by a gorgeous female doubletail. As they all got closer, he could hear them shouting questions at her like, "how did you get a tail like that?" and she said, "Well I ate this tin of baked beans, coz I loves beans I do!!", she was Matilda, which was taken from the name on the baked beans, 'Matilda Beans.' Chuck was totally and utterly smitten by Matilda and knowing that she also back fired bubbles he knew he that she was the one. But the other girls were sooooo jealous and decided to hide her supply of beans for themselves to try to get double tails too and attract all the handsome halfmoon betta boys. But alas it didnt work. It just made them all turn ORANGE!! The girls were horrified that they all looked the same and Matilda was not only a beautiful fish but now was a unique colour. So the girls started to plot to rid the competition of Matilda, but many years ago Matilda did a course in juditsu and she was ready to take on the other girl's attacks. However, Chuck, after seeing the girls advancing, had tried to keep in his 'bottom bubbles,' and had swollen right up, leaving him looking like a big round ball. All the girls started to giggle at him. As they giggled, they all started tooting! This made them giggle more. It didn't take long for all the bubbles to accumulate. Chuck decided to make his move on Matilda whilst the view from the other females was obscured by the bubbles, but to his surprise Matilda was lying face down on the bottom of the paddy field with only her rear end sticking out, who could have done this to poor Matilda?. He made a dash over to the poor little "love of his life to be" but when he got closer he noticed she had, what seemed to be, a bad case of Ich. But not only did she have what appeared to be Ich, she also appeared to have longer ventrils and her fins were a brighter colour. Perhaps the chemicals in all those bubbles led to a kind of change Matilda almost looked like a plakat. Chuck went over to investigate. He pulled Matilda by the tail to help her out of the muck and she said in a manly voice, "Thanks, Chu..." then cleared her throat and said more femininely, "Thanks, Chuck!" He looked at her with horror as he realized....
 
Chuck, the doubletail betta, lives in a 10,000,000 acre paddy field and knowing that the rainy season was due he must find himself a female to spawn with very quickly, but he sadly has the biggest complex about being a doubletail as all he wanted to be was a stunning purple & pink feathertail so that all the lady bettas swooned over him and so he could have his own hareen of devoted females to make his bubblenest for him as poor old chuck had eaten a tin of baked beans and the bubbles were coming out of the wrong end which meant that he would have to leave them there as he really did relish the thought of having to pick them up and move them to the water surface. Suddenly, a ton of females came swarming towards him as fast as they could move. The first thing that popped into his head was one of his rear end bubbles that had been thrown from the bottom of the paddy field by the shear force of the current produced by these females. This swarm females was led by a gorgeous female doubletail. As they all got closer, he could hear them shouting questions at her like, "how did you get a tail like that?" and she said, "Well I ate this tin of baked beans, coz I loves beans I do!!", she was Matilda, which was taken from the name on the baked beans, 'Matilda Beans.' Chuck was totally and utterly smitten by Matilda and knowing that she also back fired bubbles he knew he that she was the one. But the other girls were sooooo jealous and decided to hide her supply of beans for themselves to try to get double tails too and attract all the handsome halfmoon betta boys. But alas it didnt work. It just made them all turn ORANGE!! The girls were horrified that they all looked the same and Matilda was not only a beautiful fish but now was a unique colour. So the girls started to plot to rid the competition of Matilda, but many years ago Matilda did a course in juditsu and she was ready to take on the other girl's attacks. However, Chuck, after seeing the girls advancing, had tried to keep in his 'bottom bubbles,' and had swollen right up, leaving him looking like a big round ball. All the girls started to giggle at him. As they giggled, they all started tooting! This made them giggle more. It didn't take long for all the bubbles to accumulate. Chuck decided to make his move on Matilda whilst the view from the other females was obscured by the bubbles, but to his surprise Matilda was lying face down on the bottom of the paddy field with only her rear end sticking out, who could have done this to poor Matilda?. He made a dash over to the poor little "love of his life to be" but when he got closer he noticed she had, what seemed to be, a bad case of Ich. But not only did she have what appeared to be Ich, she also appeared to have longer ventrils and her fins were a brighter colour. Perhaps the chemicals in all those bubbles led to a kind of change Matilda almost looked like a plakat. Chuck went over to investigate. He pulled Matilda by the tail to help her out of the muck and she said in a manly voice, "Thanks, Chu..." then cleared her throat and said more femininely, "Thanks, Chuck!" He looked at her with horror as he realized that the largest and most horrific bean bubble was brewing and was due to erupt at any second, he turned away from Matlida with the intention to positioning himself towards a rock to minimize impact but as he turned BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR POP!!! OMG poor Matilda, she....
 
Chuck, the doubletail betta, lives in a 10,000,000 acre paddy field and knowing that the rainy season was due he must find himself a female to spawn with very quickly, but he sadly has the biggest complex about being a doubletail as all he wanted to be was a stunning purple & pink feathertail so that all the lady bettas swooned over him and so he could have his own hareen of devoted females to make his bubblenest for him as poor old chuck had eaten a tin of baked beans and the bubbles were coming out of the wrong end which meant that he would have to leave them there as he really did relish the thought of having to pick them up and move them to the water surface. Suddenly, a ton of females came swarming towards him as fast as they could move. The first thing that popped into his head was one of his rear end bubbles that had been thrown from the bottom of the paddy field by the shear force of the current produced by these females. This swarm females was led by a gorgeous female doubletail. As they all got closer, he could hear them shouting questions at her like, "how did you get a tail like that?" and she said, "Well I ate this tin of baked beans, coz I loves beans I do!!", she was Matilda, which was taken from the name on the baked beans, 'Matilda Beans.' Chuck was totally and utterly smitten by Matilda and knowing that she also back fired bubbles he knew he that she was the one. But the other girls were sooooo jealous and decided to hide her supply of beans for themselves to try to get double tails too and attract all the handsome halfmoon betta boys. But alas it didnt work. It just made them all turn ORANGE!! The girls were horrified that they all looked the same and Matilda was not only a beautiful fish but now was a unique colour. So the girls started to plot to rid the competition of Matilda, but many years ago Matilda did a course in juditsu and she was ready to take on the other girl's attacks. However, Chuck, after seeing the girls advancing, had tried to keep in his 'bottom bubbles,' and had swollen right up, leaving him looking like a big round ball. All the girls started to giggle at him. As they giggled, they all started tooting! This made them giggle more. It didn't take long for all the bubbles to accumulate. Chuck decided to make his move on Matilda whilst the view from the other females was obscured by the bubbles, but to his surprise Matilda was lying face down on the bottom of the paddy field with only her rear end sticking out, who could have done this to poor Matilda?. He made a dash over to the poor little "love of his life to be" but when he got closer he noticed she had, what seemed to be, a bad case of Ich. But not only did she have what appeared to be Ich, she also appeared to have longer ventrils and her fins were a brighter colour. Perhaps the chemicals in all those bubbles led to a kind of change Matilda almost looked like a plakat. Chuck went over to investigate. He pulled Matilda by the tail to help her out of the muck and she said in a manly voice, "Thanks, Chu..." then cleared her throat and said more femininely, "Thanks, Chuck!" He looked at her with horror as he realized that the largest and most horrific bean bubble was brewing and was due to erupt at any second, he turned away from Matlida with the intention to positioning himself towards a rock to minimize impact but as he turned BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR POP!!! OMG poor Matilda, she was directly in the path of the enormous bubble! She was caught inside it and started floating up to the surface. She called out to Chuck, saying, "...
 
Chuck, the doubletail betta, lives in a 10,000,000 acre paddy field and knowing that the rainy season was due he must find himself a female to spawn with very quickly, but he sadly has the biggest complex about being a doubletail as all he wanted to be was a stunning purple & pink feathertail so that all the lady bettas swooned over him and so he could have his own hareen of devoted females to make his bubblenest for him as poor old chuck had eaten a tin of baked beans and the bubbles were coming out of the wrong end which meant that he would have to leave them there as he really did relish the thought of having to pick them up and move them to the water surface. Suddenly, a ton of females came swarming towards him as fast as they could move. The first thing that popped into his head was one of his rear end bubbles that had been thrown from the bottom of the paddy field by the shear force of the current produced by these females. This swarm females was led by a gorgeous female doubletail. As they all got closer, he could hear them shouting questions at her like, "how did you get a tail like that?" and she said, "Well I ate this tin of baked beans, coz I loves beans I do!!", she was Matilda, which was taken from the name on the baked beans, 'Matilda Beans.' Chuck was totally and utterly smitten by Matilda and knowing that she also back fired bubbles he knew he that she was the one. But the other girls were sooooo jealous and decided to hide her supply of beans for themselves to try to get double tails too and attract all the handsome halfmoon betta boys. But alas it didnt work. It just made them all turn ORANGE!! The girls were horrified that they all looked the same and Matilda was not only a beautiful fish but now was a unique colour. So the girls started to plot to rid the competition of Matilda, but many years ago Matilda did a course in juditsu and she was ready to take on the other girl's attacks. However, Chuck, after seeing the girls advancing, had tried to keep in his 'bottom bubbles,' and had swollen right up, leaving him looking like a big round ball. All the girls started to giggle at him. As they giggled, they all started tooting! This made them giggle more. It didn't take long for all the bubbles to accumulate. Chuck decided to make his move on Matilda whilst the view from the other females was obscured by the bubbles, but to his surprise Matilda was lying face down on the bottom of the paddy field with only her rear end sticking out, who could have done this to poor Matilda?. He made a dash over to the poor little "love of his life to be" but when he got closer he noticed she had, what seemed to be, a bad case of Ich. But not only did she have what appeared to be Ich, she also appeared to have longer ventrils and her fins were a brighter colour. Perhaps the chemicals in all those bubbles led to a kind of change Matilda almost looked like a plakat. Chuck went over to investigate. He pulled Matilda by the tail to help her out of the muck and she said in a manly voice, "Thanks, Chu..." then cleared her throat and said more femininely, "Thanks, Chuck!" He looked at her with horror as he realized that the largest and most horrific bean bubble was brewing and was due to erupt at any second, he turned away from Matlida with the intention to positioning himself towards a rock to minimize impact but as he turned BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR POP!!! OMG poor Matilda, she was directly in the path of the enormous bubble! She was caught inside it and started floating up to the surface. She called out to Chuck, saying, "My darling Chuck, I will always be yours forever, I do not blame you for the tragic end that i am bound to face at the surface of the pond, please do not blame yourself" Chuck swan up with her trying desperately to burst the bubble but this bubble was indestructable, suddenly when they both reached the surface....
 
Chuck, the doubletail betta, lives in a 10,000,000 acre paddy field and knowing that the rainy season was due he must find himself a female to spawn with very quickly, but he sadly has the biggest complex about being a doubletail as all he wanted to be was a stunning purple & pink feathertail so that all the lady bettas swooned over him and so he could have his own hareen of devoted females to make his bubblenest for him as poor old chuck had eaten a tin of baked beans and the bubbles were coming out of the wrong end which meant that he would have to leave them there as he really did relish the thought of having to pick them up and move them to the water surface. Suddenly, a ton of females came swarming towards him as fast as they could move. The first thing that popped into his head was one of his rear end bubbles that had been thrown from the bottom of the paddy field by the shear force of the current produced by these females. This swarm females was led by a gorgeous female doubletail. As they all got closer, he could hear them shouting questions at her like, "how did you get a tail like that?" and she said, "Well I ate this tin of baked beans, coz I loves beans I do!!", she was Matilda, which was taken from the name on the baked beans, 'Matilda Beans.' Chuck was totally and utterly smitten by Matilda and knowing that she also back fired bubbles he knew he that she was the one. But the other girls were sooooo jealous and decided to hide her supply of beans for themselves to try to get double tails too and attract all the handsome halfmoon betta boys. But alas it didnt work. It just made them all turn ORANGE!! The girls were horrified that they all looked the same and Matilda was not only a beautiful fish but now was a unique colour. So the girls started to plot to rid the competition of Matilda, but many years ago Matilda did a course in juditsu and she was ready to take on the other girl's attacks. However, Chuck, after seeing the girls advancing, had tried to keep in his 'bottom bubbles,' and had swollen right up, leaving him looking like a big round ball. All the girls started to giggle at him. As they giggled, they all started tooting! This made them giggle more. It didn't take long for all the bubbles to accumulate. Chuck decided to make his move on Matilda whilst the view from the other females was obscured by the bubbles, but to his surprise Matilda was lying face down on the bottom of the paddy field with only her rear end sticking out, who could have done this to poor Matilda?. He made a dash over to the poor little "love of his life to be" but when he got closer he noticed she had, what seemed to be, a bad case of Ich. But not only did she have what appeared to be Ich, she also appeared to have longer ventrils and her fins were a brighter colour. Perhaps the chemicals in all those bubbles led to a kind of change Matilda almost looked like a plakat. Chuck went over to investigate. He pulled Matilda by the tail to help her out of the muck and she said in a manly voice, "Thanks, Chu..." then cleared her throat and said more femininely, "Thanks, Chuck!" He looked at her with horror as he realized that the largest and most horrific bean bubble was brewing and was due to erupt at any second, he turned away from Matlida with the intention to positioning himself towards a rock to minimize impact but as he turned BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR POP!!! OMG poor Matilda, she was directly in the path of the enormous bubble! She was caught inside it and started floating up to the surface. She called out to Chuck, saying, "My darling Chuck, I will always be yours forever, I do not blame you for the tragic end that i am bound to face at the surface of the pond, please do not blame yourself" Chuck swan up with her trying desperately to burst the bubble but this bubble was indestructable, suddenly when they both reached the surface, a human with a net scooped them both up and dropped them into a plastic bag! They were both so scared. As the human walked through the water, they sloshed around in the bag. Then everything went dark! After what seemed like an eternity, light flooded the bag. As their eyes adjusted, the could see...
 

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