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Gettin back into it all after 4 yrs off
as u may know us britons are well know for eatin fish... i.e fish an chips or from the late victorian times poached kippers on toast.
my mum is a lover of the kippers on toast and has partaken in this meal for quite a few yrs... as has her mum and her mum ect ect you get the idea?
well for so many yrs iv been tellin my mum that one of these days the kipper would get its own back an would overthrow the world 9ok maybe a bit too far
)
anyways i was up my mums last night and last night happened to be 'kippers an toast' night (ewwwwww) my mum sat down to her useuall thursday night tea... half way through my mum started gasping i rushed to my mums aid slapped her on the back a few times ect whilst the bf got her a glass of water after everythin had callmed down and my mum had thrown away her tea my dad remarked that for the first time in my life i was right the kipper would get his revenge for all the years of being poached in boiling water an seasoned with salt and butter..... quite shocked we sat there in silence whilst my dad made a joke about my mum nearly chockin to death.... then my mum bost out laughin exclaiming that my dad was actualy correct and she needs to pay more heed to my warning.. needless to say this months supply of 'thursday night kippers' went into the bin
shame more ppl didnt listen to me
this should defo come with a health warnin
warning :extreame risk to health if eaten.... may extract revenge
my mum is a lover of the kippers on toast and has partaken in this meal for quite a few yrs... as has her mum and her mum ect ect you get the idea?
well for so many yrs iv been tellin my mum that one of these days the kipper would get its own back an would overthrow the world 9ok maybe a bit too far
) anyways i was up my mums last night and last night happened to be 'kippers an toast' night (ewwwwww) my mum sat down to her useuall thursday night tea... half way through my mum started gasping i rushed to my mums aid slapped her on the back a few times ect whilst the bf got her a glass of water after everythin had callmed down and my mum had thrown away her tea my dad remarked that for the first time in my life i was right the kipper would get his revenge for all the years of being poached in boiling water an seasoned with salt and butter..... quite shocked we sat there in silence whilst my dad made a joke about my mum nearly chockin to death.... then my mum bost out laughin exclaiming that my dad was actualy correct and she needs to pay more heed to my warning.. needless to say this months supply of 'thursday night kippers' went into the bin
shame more ppl didnt listen to me
this should defo come with a health warnin
warning :extreame risk to health if eaten.... may extract revenge
