Ryan

[Cat]

Ryan was a little fish,
He could swim merrily in a dish,
His only hope was to eat and grow,
So he ate a little more.

She spiedhim her heart did pound,
At ryan going round and round,
She crawled along on the ground,
She made a pretty purring sound.

One day cats chance did come,
Ryan was going to be parted from mum,
Cat tipped the dish and out he came,
Cat licked her lips (what a dame).

Ryan cried ,don't eat me please,
But cat just swallowed him with ease.

 

[Cheese Specialist]

 

[sunflower]

Cat?

Cat??

Is that Ryan???

Nice one hun

 

[The-Wolf]

You are a naughty pussy cat

 

[Cat]

Should say 'what fish'?

 

[bribones]

Pauls gone so Ryans the new victim

poor chap but still you gotta laugh

cat you seen a doctor yet ?

 

[Cat]

Danio and sun met in chat,
They became very fat,
Sun made him tasty dishes,
Danio wanted her to be his misses.

But danios fish got jealous of sun,
They decided they didn't want a mum,
When she came the fish did sulk,
Sun shouted and screamed just like the hulk.

Danio said, take you tank and go ,
Sun said I'm not coming no more,
So back to chat they both did go,
Sun and danio everymore .

 

[The-Wolf]

Danio and sun met in chat,
They became very fat,
Sun made him tasty dishes,
Danio wanted her to be his misses.

But danios fish got jealous of sun,
They decided they didn't want a mum,
When she came the fish did sulk,
Sun shouted and screamed just like the hulk.

Danio said, take you tank and go ,
Sun said I'm not coming no more,
So back to chat they both did go,
Sun and danio everymore .

what a nice poem
not to sure about the outcome though

 

[Doggfather]

cat

your a poet....and you probably know it

 

[Annastasia]

 

[Cat]

Now william is admin on here,
The one all the little fishes fear,
He goes through threads like lightening speed,
Gives advice to those who need.

I have to tone this poem down,
Or he will look at me and frown,
If I go to far and behave bad,
He will get rather mad.

He sailed through his exams with lightening speed,
Did he do well? Yes indeed,
Of on holiday he did go,
Were he went? No one knows.

He used to be top poster on here,
But now inchworms beating him,he's in tears,
To up his posts he starts to spam,
Inchworm sits back and opens a can.

William cannot catch up to me,
I'm to fast as you can see,
But william posts in every thread,
Were is inchworm? In will's shed!

So once again he gets on top
Till someone rebells and he is stopped.

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Not many people come in here,
So I believe I have nothing to fear,
If you read this just smile and go,
Another day I'll do some more

 

[Cat]

William

 

[William]

There once was a cat,
who lived in a hat,
she hits people with a bat,
and sleeps on a mat.

It took me ages, hope you like it.

 

[nutter]

LOL William, cat your so good! nice poems!

 

[Cat]

There once was a cat,
who lived in a hat,
she hits people with a bat,
and sleeps on a mat.

It took me ages, hope you like it.

mmm Do I like it?

(not sure you will)


William is cute I've heard them say,
It was said in chat the other day,
He walks the streets with his head held high,
The girls behind him all let out a sigh.


One day catwoman swoops down,
Just as Will sets out for town,
She rips his clothes and messes his hair,
He sits and cries saying thats not fair.

He picks himself of the floor,
Runs and knocks on the nearest door,
But poor Will his time as come,
Cat swoops again her job is done.

****************
your poem?

There once was a will,
who lived on a hill,
he hit people with a bill,
and sleeps on a sill.


Tis good William