Quips And One-Liners

[Fishmanic]

though some people drive me up a wall...but I wasnt born there

 

[Akasha72]

 

[PepperjacksMama]

"Suppose you're an idiot. Now suppose you're a member of Congress, but I repeat myself."
Mark Twain

 

[ShinySideUp]

There is no gravity, the Earth sucks!