Paella and Pastrami

[Colin_T]

that’s just insulting....

pastrami is usually made with beef brisket, whole cut of beef, cured in a brined, seasoned well and hot smoked until tender & juicy, and gently pulling apart.

So it is made from horse

You do realise horse and cow tastes the same. What do you think happens to all the old race horses that can't run anymore. mmm tasty burgers and brisket

And all you people that think you're buying chicken chow mien from the local Chinese takeaway store, have you seen any cats in the area lately?

 

[eatyourpeas]

Australians do things in a very strange way

 

[FFGuest6357]

No! It’s made from cow. And her name was Betsy, and she was a fine cow until she stopped producing milk...

We all know horses get turned into glue when they can’t race anymore...

 

[eatyourpeas]

My cow's name was Sarampion!

 

[Colin_T]

No! It’s made from cow. And her name was Betsy, and she was a fine cow until she stopped producing milk...

We all know horses get turned into glue when they can’t race anymore...

They don't turn horses into glue anymore. They stopped when primary school kids were eating the glue.

Mmm Betsy, she even sounds tasty

 

[eatyourpeas]

Anywho, this is what I had in mind at the time, so you are right @Naterjm , I kind of misled the post a bit

 

[FFGuest6357]

They don't turn horses into glue anymore. They stopped when primary school kids were eating the glue.

Mmm Betsy, she even sounds tasty

Now the kids and teachers just want to do “experiments” with the glue...

Don’t get me wrong, I’d still eat a horse... but pastrami is cow.

 

[FFGuest6357]

Anywho, this is what I had in mind at the time, so you are right @Naterjm , I kind of misled the post a bit

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[eatyourpeas]

My bad, try again...

 

[NerithyisaNxkki]

shush now stop making us hungry

 

[Colin_T]

shush now stop making us hungry

Roast cow
roast pig, bacon, ham, sausages
roast chicken, deep fried, bbq wings
boiled horse hoof
stir fry cat marinade in dog liver sauce
chilled monkey brains
snake soup surprise, the surprise is the eye balls in the soup
fish head soup
bird nest soup, made from mud, bird poop, feathers and twigs
termite patties, moth burgers, mealworm cereal, grasshopper thick shake
tapeworm surprise, the surprise is, you now have a tapeworm after eating that crap

 

[PheonixKingZ]

They don't turn horses into glue anymore. They stopped when primary school kids were eating the glue.

Mmm Betsy, she even sounds tasty

I would love to see your search history.

 

[Slaphppy7]

You are doing this to yourself! No paella tonight, but I made brandade...

Had to Google that one, thought you were talking about bandages...

 

[Essjay]

There was a horse meat scandal in the UK a few years ago. Certain frozen food manufacturers went out of business because of it. It was found in things like lasagne and spaghetti bolognese. The products ingredients listed beef mince but did not mention horse meat. Analysis proved they contained horse meat. There was uproar as horse meat is not sold in the UK for human consumption - for some reason people won't eat it if they know that's what it is.
On the continent horse meat is sold as such and is perfectly acceptable. My husband ate it many times on business trips and enjoyed it.

2013 horse meat scandal - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[eatyourpeas]

Roast cow
roast pig, bacon, ham, sausages
roast chicken, deep fried, bbq wings
boiled horse hoof
stir fry cat marinade in dog liver sauce
chilled monkey brains
snake soup surprise, the surprise is the eye balls in the soup
fish head soup
bird nest soup, made from mud, bird poop, feathers and twigs
termite patties, moth burgers, mealworm cereal, grasshopper thick shake
tapeworm surprise, the surprise is, you now have a tapeworm after eating that crap

You are ready to publish your own cookbook!