Nameless

[Dorkhedeos]

chuck norris. maybe thats a bad idea though, because he might come and kill your fish with his roundhouse

 

[oneponygirl]

It being a black widow but a boy fish makes me think Ted Bundy or something similar would work.

 

[FlyingFish]

Thought of a few more...

"The Spanish Inquesition"
"Lawrence Llewellen-Bowen"
"Stevie Wanda"

and one thats really, really out there...

"Dave the Cameleon"