Marine Moderator

[seffieuk]

oh how I miss you

Seffie x

 

[Ludwig Venter]

And you can't fool me, you know you want to jump straight in and tidy up

Already started.... Needs a bit of time though.

Then I sit at the end of a long wooden table and submit my case,

Notice the guy in support next to you at the long wooden table....

 

[BigC]

can you come round and do my house too

Nah! I wouldn't want to get my duster stuck in the grooves of your Chippendale (furniture woman)...behave!

Sir Ludwig's just thrown me a leg of mutton to chomp on. I'd a preferred the Venison.

ATB
C

 

[Ludwig Venter]

Sir Ludwig's just thrown me a leg of mutton to chomp on. I'd a preferred the Venison.

ATB
C

You speak in riddles.... Oh Big One....

 

[seffieuk]

oih you two, stop having fun at the top table and throw me down some scraps, venison or mutton will do nicely thank you - anything to wash it down with?

Seffie x

ps BigC, you can take that pinny off now, or do you like it oh no, put it back on, you said nought about about having nothing on underneath

 

[BigC]

Been up to the Big Table again, no scraps left Seff...All the Grogs gone as well. Our resident Friar Tuck (I think thats the correct spelling) has munched his way through the lot. Not to worry mum's just nipped out to Iceland.

I'm off to ring the bells now to signal someone to empty the cammode. There's a big mess upstairs.
And I sure as hell ain't clearing that up.

Time we had a new Cleaner around here........
Know of anyone suitable

ATB
C

 

[Ludwig Venter]

you said nought about having nothing on underneath

I'm outa here......

 

[BigC]

LOL....Ludwig's run off.
Only a good old bit of UK banter there Lud, Nothing to worry about.

I'll look for him later I know where he's hiding.

ATB
C

 

[seffieuk]

Is that a bell tolling I can hear, has one of the Mods escaped - quick, let lose the dogs

Seffie x

 

[BigC]

We don't have any dogs here at the Castle, just plenty of Big Cats.

 

[seffieuk]

We don't have any dogs here at the Castle, just plenty of Big Cats.

Seffie x

 

[-Nemo-]

I didn't follow any of that...

 

[seffieuk]

I didn't follow any of that...

sorry Nemo, us Brits, well two of us Brits were just having a mad half hour British humour

Seffie x

 

[Ludwig Venter]

were just having a mad half hour British humour

Seffie x

Slapstick??

 

[seffieuk]

Slapstick??

No slaps,sticks or falling down involved Ludwig well least not here, but maybe you should lock-up the grog in the Castle then BigC wouldn't have such a headache today!

Seffie x