Last One To Post Here Wins

[SandraNewbie]

I am a tiny, insignificant, ignorant lump of carbon.
I have one life, and it is short
And unimportant…
But thanks to recent scientific advances
I get to live twice as long
As my great great great great uncleses and auntses.
Twice as long to live this life of mine
Twice as long to love this wife of mine
Twice as many years of friends and wine
Of sharing curries and getting s****y
With good-looking hippies
With fairies on their spines
And butterflies on their t*****s.

- Tim Minchen quote for the day.

 

[crazyforcordoras]

I win cause its raining

 

[Crossfire]

I win because I got a flu sot

 

[Man of fish]

I win because I do.

 

[crazyforcordoras]

I hate shots

 

[angel1980]

stomps her feet its min i win see told you i win

 

[Crossfire]

Actually, surprisingly, they got a new kind of syringe. It's super thin, and I swear I didn't feel anything! I only felt pressure, and then the nurse was like "Ok we're done" and I was like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? The only thing I feel is a slight soreness in my arm

 

[crazyforcordoras]

Oh lucky you

 

[Crossfire]

If you hate shots so much, can't you just get a Flu Mist instead of a shot?

 

[crazyforcordoras]

Wats dat?


Sary dont feel lik spelin

 

[Crossfire]

FluMist?
It's an influenza vaccine, but instead of a shot its a liquid they shoot up your nose and you swallow. It tastes horrible, but its better than a shot

 

[Man of fish]

I asked for that and they told me it's not safe for anybody over the age of 6 because they need to inject more of the flu virus into you that way, and I guess their immune system is better? I don't know. I just couldn't get it.

 

[Crossfire]

That's not what they told me...then again, I go to Walter Reed Medical Center and the people there are tough

 

[crazyforcordoras]

I dont need a flu shot, already got it.

 

[Blitz]

I win 'cause I just got back from da beach!!! PS water is FREEZING in the west coast! Like..freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzing. Anywho, I just dipped my toes in the water in the past 3 days and enjoyed watching people pass by long boarding and roller blading! Only if I lived there.
Back to the desert. Oh well, it's not THAT bad, is it?