Joke Of The Day

[brian1]

What's the definition of agony??

A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with an itchy bum.

 

[basboi85]

Where do fish keep their money ??

A river bank

Cheesey I know lol

 

[brian1]

Ha Ha, you can make the cheese a bit stronger,nooooo not that strong.......

 

[Ps3Steveo]

Was laughing for ages reading these.

 

[the_lock_man]

Well I thought I was being helpful, but the bloke didn't like it when I put out the fire on his Cornetto while he was running along the other day.

 

[brian1]

There was an old woman of leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds, within an hour her chest was flower and her bum was covered in weeds......

 

[basboi85]

Everyone loves a bit of cheese Lol

 

[brian1]

Everyone loves a bit of cheese Lol

 

[brian1]

Oop's, didn't know someone had started a joke section.......SORRY.........

 

[hensonc4098]

Well I thought I was being helpful, but the bloke didn't like it when I put out the fire on his Cornetto while he was running along the other day.