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I have solved all of your fish identification problems!

Yer gonna get scurvy, eating that way. Throw a veggie on the plate now and again ;)
This has to be said with a pirate accent, ya pitiful landlubbers.

LOL, won't be the first time me and me crew had scurvy. Ya see Lass, we grew up on ships at sea and ate fish and biscuits. Scurvy is nothing new to us and the pirate tooth fairy pays really well. Cannibalism is nothing new to us either but we prefer to eat people that aren't on the crew, so I don't have to train new sailors.

I can't eat dairy, eggs, grains, most fruits or veges thanks to antibiotics wiping out the good bacteria in my intestine. The antibiotics didn't fix the problem either. Useless doctors.
 
*puts on mom voice*
"You boys better start playing nice, or I will bang your heads together and really give you something to cry about."
Very rare but sometimes my mom says that...
Although it is VERY rare. In fact I think its had to have been more than a year since I've heard that
 

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