I became a stranger's daddy today...

[emeraldking]

Huh.... Today my niece and her friend paid a visit to me. And her friend brought along her 2-year old son. He called me "daddy" the whole day...
Am I missing something here...?

I know that my short term memory is having problems. But what about my long term memory...?

Btw, he kept listening to me and ignored his mom...

 

[Rocky998]

Huh.... Today my niece and her friend paid a visit to me. And her friend brought along her 2-year old son. He called me "daddy" the whole day...
Am I missing something here...?

I know that my short term memory is having problems. But what about my long term memory...?

Btw, he kept listening to me and ignored his mom...

That is absolutely hilarious!!

 

[Sylvan]

I went to a local museum with my sister this year and she had this toddler run up to her and claim her as mum while we were just trying to look at exhibits

 

[Rocky998]

I went to a local museum with my sister this year and she had this toddler run up to her and claim her as mum while we were just trying to look at exhibits

The wife of the toddler's dad to the dad: "Excuse me, is there something I need to know??"

 

[ClownLurch]

I feel the OPs paranoia. That’s happened to me far too many times for comfort. The poor mothers always seem embarrassed beyond what seems to be socially acceptable in my eyes.
I can accept ive not got movie star looks but the way these kids mothers react you’d think I was verging on horror movie stuff facially.

 

[DoubleDutch]

Did the free tickets for Vivarium you gave his mum work out Stan ? hahahahaha

 

[emeraldking]

I feel the OPs paranoia. That’s happened to me far too many times for comfort. The poor mothers always seem embarrassed beyond what seems to be socially acceptable in my eyes.
I can accept ive not got movie star looks but the way these kids mothers react you’d think I was verging on horror movie stuff facially.

The moment I've opened the front door, he already screamed "daddy" to me...

Did the free tickets for Vivarium you gave his mum work out Stan ? hahahahaha

As I've already stated there's something wrong with my memory...

 

[Rocky998]

The moment I've opened the front door, he already screamed "daddy" to me...

As I've already stated there's something wrong with my memory...

I think every one of your family members over there are wanting an explanation...

 

[emeraldking]

I think every one of your family members over there are wanting an explanation...

Well, one thing was for sure... He didn't look like me...

 

[Rocky998]

Well, one thing was for sure... He didn't look like me...

Then people start pointing out things... "Well you know, he kinda has your eyes"
"Oh wait... Look at the way his hair curls."
"HIS HAND LINES!"

 

[DoubleDutch]

Well, one thing was for sure... He didn't look like me...

The story about the dominant and recessive genes again.

 

[emeraldking]

The story abput the dominant and recessive genes again.

If he'd be mine... my own genes seem triple recessive then...

 

[DoubleDutch]

Then people start pointing out things... "Well you know, he kinda has your eyes"
"Oh wait... Look at the way his hair curls."
"HIS HAND LINES!"

And he seems to like livebearers allready

 

[Ed Pursell]

Stan, better cut back on breading Guppies and livebearers!
Maybe you’ll need to start selling some of your hybrids. $$$$.
-Ed-

 

[Fishmanic]

Methinks a paternity test is in order