How To Hug A Baby!

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ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!

THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW

Instructions for properly hugging a baby.

1. First, spy a baby.
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2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you
smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed
a baby.
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3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process.
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4. The "paw slide"
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
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5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to
achieve the best photo quality.
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Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.


Good luck to all of you!

(Ps: I have to say that if I was the mom, I'd die of heart failure. It surely can only be an older brother/sister taking these pics :crazy: )
 
Yeah if that was my baby I would die of heart failure too... :crazy: The baby seems to be happy/laughing.. :unsure: But the dog is rather BIG...x
 
:lol: oh that flattening one made me laugh, its just like......smoosh!
 
ha ha ha cute pics but yeah i'd worry about the poor kid, that dog could surley squash it! :crazy:
 
Seen these pics before and I still feel how I did then. Love the dog, absolutely gorgeous, and it's obvious it's in play mode, but if that was my baby I wouldn't be taking pics, I'd be picking it up. :crazy:
 
That last pic is too adorable :wub:
 
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(Ps: I have to say that if I was the mom, I'd die of heart failure. It surely can only be an older brother/sister taking these pics :crazy: )

I'd freak too and would never leave my baby (when I get one) alone with any animal, but it's obvious that the baby and the dog love each other. Of course, I have a dog where the baby would be the one doing the smooshing. :p Both baby and dog are really pretty cute.

llj :)
 
Very cute pictures.

But I have to say NO dog would get past an atempt to sniff at any of my kids when they were babies, let alone lay on them and slobber all over them, very unhygenic given where that dog's mouth and nose have been!
 
NO Dog should be trusted to that degree. Even clumsyness on the part of the dog could scar that little baby for life.
 
awwww those pics are so cute!!!

gorgeous dog! and adorable baby....love the last picture!
 

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