Hatchets
Put a net in, and wait. Wait some more. Get within 2 inches of one and watch it flick three inches out of the water and escape at warp speed .
Wait some more. Wait a bit more, have your three year old pretend to cut your hair with his fingers, get cross with said three year old, watch hatchets school at the other end of the tank watching you with their beady eyes. Give up, try to catch danios instead.
Danios
As above except never get within 2 inches of one. These suckers are smart.
Platties
Put some flake food in the net to try and attract danios and hatchets, watch your net fill up with platties, shoo them all out and lay in wait for those bloomin hatchets and danios. Try to get your coffee which is about three inches out of your reach. Turn back to the tank and see that the net is full of platties again, shoo them all out and wait.
After thirty five minutes of plattie herding, give up on danios and hatchets, they're not that great anyway. Take the platties upstairs and put them in your tank instead.
Platties are seriously underrated.
Put a net in, and wait. Wait some more. Get within 2 inches of one and watch it flick three inches out of the water and escape at warp speed .
Wait some more. Wait a bit more, have your three year old pretend to cut your hair with his fingers, get cross with said three year old, watch hatchets school at the other end of the tank watching you with their beady eyes. Give up, try to catch danios instead.
Danios
As above except never get within 2 inches of one. These suckers are smart.
Platties
Put some flake food in the net to try and attract danios and hatchets, watch your net fill up with platties, shoo them all out and lay in wait for those bloomin hatchets and danios. Try to get your coffee which is about three inches out of your reach. Turn back to the tank and see that the net is full of platties again, shoo them all out and wait.
After thirty five minutes of plattie herding, give up on danios and hatchets, they're not that great anyway. Take the platties upstairs and put them in your tank instead.
Platties are seriously underrated.