Hilarious Amazon Review

[FishHobby99]

Well, only because it happened to some other guy. I am preparing for an experiment growing red plants in side by side 10 G tanks, changing one variable. Today I ordered the Fuval soil based substrate. This review popped up.

 

[OliveFish05]

Goodness! How frustrating. *Person, excitedly waiting for the substrate so they can plant their plants* *bag comes with dirt* *them when they open the bag = *

 

[FishHobby99]

And the stuff costs like $18 for 4 pounds! Not sure I would have known the difference.

 

[robmcd]

Look up the Amazon review for Haribo sugar free gummy bears. Hours of reading hilarity!!

 

[CaptainBarnicles]

Oh no poor guy!

 

[FishHobby99]

I will!

 

[FishHobby99]

Oh no poor guy!

At least he knew what the good stuff looked liked! It appears to be like pellets.

 

[OliveFish05]

Look up the Amazon review for Haribo sugar free gummy bears. Hours of reading hilarity!!

Those reviews are horribly hilarious.

 

[FishHobby99]

Look up the Amazon review for Haribo sugar free gummy bears. Hours of reading hilarity!!

I saw one, very long and funny! Someone told me certain artificial sweeteners have that effect. Poor Luke!

 

[otterblue]

Not Amazon, but I was looking up how long axolotls can live out of water & one of the Google questions was: "Can an axolotl regrow its head?'

Not a kid I want to meet.

 

[CaptainBarnicles]

Not Amazon, but I was looking up how long axolotls can live out of water & one of the Google questions was: "Can an axolotl regrow its head?'

Not a kid I want to meet.

AAAAAAAAAAARGH! Imagine if they could? They're freaky with their heads attached never mind regrowing one!

 

[otterblue]

AAAAAAAAAAARGH! Imagine if they could? They're freaky with their heads attached never mind regrowing one!

I just can't imagine someone needing an answer to that question. "Oh, man. Whoops. Look what I did...let me see if that'll grow back."

Like, if your axolotl no longer has a head, you may have some psychological problems. Thinking it could grow back - you may have a cognitive problem.

 

[CaptainBarnicles]

I just can't imagine someone needing an answer to that question. "Oh, man. Whoops. Look what I did...let me see if that'll grow back."

Like, if your axolotl no longer has a head, you may have some psychological problems. Thinking it could grow back - you may have a cognitive problem.

 

[FishHobby99]

maybe the kid was joking around? they can regenerate limbs.

 

[otterblue]

maybe the kid was joking around? they can regenerate limbs.

Evidently, it's a popular enough question to be generated under the "People also ask" heading (or beheading). Another one was "Can axolotls live forever?"