Am i the only one here who...on scrolling through the forum reading post titles... managed to choke on my drink and spit it everywhere when i found this one?
.... made worse by Nelly's comment >.<
That aside, that first bit of wood... ooooooohhhh i'd...uhhh.... like a bit o wood as big an shapely as that!!
first suitable response in the thread..
matt I feel sorry for you if your wife doesn't get excited by wood!!