Embarrassing Thing That Has A Happened To You

[GAB99]

some of mine:
friend of mine got beaten up by a goose lol

uncle got slapped in the face by a tarpons tail

accidently dropped a barracuda on my aunt

being on an airline tram telling my mom "i bet i can hold my ground when the train stops" then flying forward 5 feet

someone googled blue waffle in class and yelled "o my god that is ******* disgudting who would **** a ***** that hard?!"

a teacher cracked a joke and a kid laughed so hard he snorted/oinked

a friend of mine at lunch laughed so hard gatorade came out his nose

friend told me he sent a text complaining about a kid to the kid he was complaining about

sled down a snowy hill like a penguin then when i was about to cross what i thought was snow it was thin ice and i broke through and my face when straight in

when i was ittle a big wave knoched me over and lost my swimsuit, i ahd to stay in the water for half an hour tillmy friends found it

girl ripped her pants while running

some had a dream in class and was talking while sleeping (nilarious)

same person fell asleep later in the year and was drooling whilst talking





what are some of yours?

 

[mr130gallon]

the only one i can think of right now is... at my brothers birthday party one of the guys was standing up and a guy went on his knees infront of that guy and pulled his pants down and the guy wasnt wearing any underwear.

 

[cheesy feet]

I'm strangely proud of this, I snorted coca cola through both nostrils at the cinema, to have it come out of my mouth....

 

[Ace Of Spades]

I snorted salt up one nostril and pepper up the other, god my whole face burned all day and I couldn't stop Fleming up.

 

[GAB99]

the only one i can think of right now is... at my brothers birthday party one of the guys was standing up and a guy went on his knees infront of that guy and pulled his pants down and the guy wasnt wearing any underwear.

lmfao did he ever live it down?

I'm strangely proud of this, I snorted coca cola through both nostrils at the cinema, to have it come out of my mouth....

hahaha that must have burned

I snorted salt up one nostril and pepper up the other, god my whole face burned all day and I couldn't stop Fleming up.

what the heck were you thinking?!


i went to an apple store and went through the glass wall instead of the opening

 

[chrisbassist]

Did you go to the genius bar and mock them for being idiots?

I remember a summer when I was about 17. A friend decided to go on one of those huge inflatable slides. He jumped from the top landed halfway down. As he walked back over to me he realised his trousers had split. From the seam by his right knee (inside of the leg) all the way past his crotch, to the seam by his left knee. We spent the next hour looking for safety pins.

 

[Paradise3]

Mine would be............
Falling in a mud pile while talking on the phone.
Losing my phone in snow twice and still getting the same phone back. (not too embarrasing)
Skirts and fat legs don't really mix.
Dropping my phone in the stream at the woods, then having to fish it out with a leech stuck to my hand...... in front of friends!
Anyone want to hear more?

Missy x.

 

[Truck]

We were playing cricket at school, I was bowling and my mate batting, the kid on the back stop kegged (pulled his pants down) the lad batting and I was the one that got full view of his maggot. Not very pleasant for me, but very embarrassing for him.

 

[Ben M]

in year 7, when i was in french, (and half asleep), another teacher came in and said that she'd found a watch in the girls toilets. anyway, she was asking if anyone knew who's it was, and she said something like 'if any one can enlighten me on who's it is...'. but unfortunately, i was only half listening, and heard the word 'lights', and i sat next to the light switch and always had to put the light on when the teacher said. so i thought she meant to put the lights on, so i did, and everyone found it hilarious.

also, there's this weirdo in my tutor, and in year 7 (i seem to have done a lot of dumb things in year 7), one of my mates dared me to go out with her for a fiver. unfortunately, when i did, he denied to everyone that he'd dared me, and everyone thought i was serious.

 

[GAB99]

a friend of mine was chasing after another friend and the first guy tripped and my friend tripped over him and they 'kissed' for like .5 seconds, lol they turned strawberry red so funny.

 

[Paradise3]

a friend of mine was chasing after another friend and the first guy tripped and my friend tripped over him and they 'kissed' for like .5 seconds, lol they turned strawberry red so funny.

LOL!
Did anyone every let them live it down?

Missy x.

 

[kaivalagi]

When I was at Uni and staying at my girlfriends digs which she shared with 3 other women, I come home with the now ex completely drunk after a night out on the town. In the night, still completely drunk I had to go to the downstairs loo so got up totally naked and went to the loo. I woke up on the sofa in the living room to the women having their breakfast, obviously still naked. Apparently I had decided I needed a sit down before heading back up to the bedroom and fell asleep

 

[kizno1]

I was fishing from a tree and fell out the tree with my 2 week old phone in my pocket and its was middle of winter. I didnt find it to funny but my mates did :[
Or when i was playing pool and my mate desided it would be a laugh to pull my shorts down. luckely there was a pool table infront of me lol. iI got him back in PE the next day though lol

Or when i broke a rib and went to tell my nan i broke my sternum but accedently told her i broke my scrotom not to good.

 

[england]

A hilarious thing happened to my parents........I was born

 

[kaivalagi]

A hilarious thing happened to my parents........I was born

I'd say this forum too, not just your parents