clean tanks for ever?? ebay

[Paul_MTS]

have a look at this auction i found-

http/cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...4321228432&rd=1

 

[FrankSlapperinni]

Someone bid on it
Obviously he isn't all that good of a fish keeper if he only did one change a month before that, and tops off his water instead of replacing it.

 

[parker313]

That font was WAAAAAAAY to big - it gave me a headache just trying to sort through it all

 

[canucker07]

and so what are we buying a book or a phone call or an email or what cuz like it would be nice if one of us bought it and then shared it with the rest i dont live in the UK so im not sure about the money but anyone else up for it

 

[canucker07]

besides that im just intrested to see what its all about i mean that would be cool

 

[Paul_MTS]

yer thats writtens a ***** to read!!

I was thinking of getting it if it doesn't go to high.



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[impur]

That old saying comes to mind "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is."

 

[TorPeteO]

Considering he's apparently had a fish shop for 15 years, he's got terrible grammar and spelling. You'd think he'd try to at least put it through a spell check, or something, just to ensure professionality. Must have been a great fish store.

Here are some examples;
..."IT LOOKS AFTER ITS SELF FOR YEARS" could be correct, but is still improper. It should read 'it looks after itself for years'

"WELL AS IM A SPECIALIST I WILL TELL ALL IN MY REPORT." should be 'Well, as I'm a specialist, I will tell all in my report.'

"CLENLINESS..." should be, obviously, cleanliness.

"...RUNING..." should be 'running'.

"...BUY WAY OF PHONE..." should be 'by way of phone'.

"...IMFORMATION..." (2x) hahaha, I don't even think he read over this decription.

"...BRAKING..." in that context should be 'breaking'.

That's not to mention the plethora of sentence fragments, improper punctuation, and all else that would cause an English teacher to cringe. Don't waste your money, this can't be much of a deal. If he's really that intelligent in terms of this information, he would easily be able to publish a book, and sell it for much more than $0.99 a pop.

Also, judging by his feedback (which is loaded with what appears to be stolen cell phones, car parts, and software), this seller seems like a shady character (and certainly not the owner of a fish store). Don't waste your time or your money.

 

[G_Sharky]

No tank cleaning that's pure BS... I'm sorry but i think if your not willing to do water changes then you shouldn't have fish at all..... It's like having a dog and not walk him or her......

 

[amazingbioloboydp]

SORELL COME BUY IT!


hey anyone who saw the fish removal tool thread...does it seem like the same guy to you?

 

[clutterydrawer]

SORELL COME BUY IT!


hey anyone who saw the fish removal tool thread...does it seem like the same guy to you?

haha, I know exactly what you mean

Couple more points...

>> "i am a very understanding man" I'm not doubting his love and compassion for humankind, just sounds like a weird thing to put in an advert

>> "the tanks in my shop do not have lids" he must be kidding?!

>>he implies that if the tank is clean (using his special tricks, of course) then the fish will breed and you'll get to see fry "swimming round with the parents with no regard to the fact that many fish eat their eggs, their fry or need special water params in the first place...

So I'm suspicious...but at the same time curious.

 

[Jebus]

"ALSO IF THE FISH ARE HAPPY THEN THEY MAY BREED WHICH IS GREAT TO SEE SMALL PIN SIZE FRY SWIM ROUND YOUR TANK WITH THE PARENTS."
this is such a scam

 

[MasterDrummer]

Im suspicious
He can't even spell
He never says what your buying he just says he'stoo lazy to clean his tanks

 

[wrs]

thats a hoot. it sounds like a scam as well

 

[yhbae]

It kind of makes sense if you setup a tank with no fishes and no light. If you keep this in mind while reading through his text, it actually fits! And in no places within his text does it mention that this setup has fishes in it.